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[da_nang]

You've been marked. I'm so sorry.

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* da_nang sets up decorations of the darkest nature, chanting incomprehensible words of darkness.

HAIL SITHIS

[werty892]

I found a dead bird. I think it may be my cat though.

[Lightningfalcon]

Yet another Harry Potter is preaching satanism website
The WTF is that it goes from something that you'd find in a well written English essay to "A phoenix, favourite symbol of Freemasons like Hilary Clinton." 

[Max White]

Yet another Harry Potter is preaching satanism website
The WTF is that it goes from something that you'd find in a well written English essay to "A phoenix, favourite symbol of Freemasons like Hilary Clinton."

COMIC SAAAAAANNNNSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

[Skyrunner]

I thought his name was Nearly Headless Nick, not Nearly Headless Dick.

In a particularly distasteful and lewd display, Potter tries to tempt the rightfully furious Angel by raising his pant leg and showing him his nude ankle. In this way the Harry Potter books contribute to the hidden gay agenda. When this temptation is refused, he has a malignant house spirit who embodies all the evils of stem-cell research curse the angel down.

Ahahaha xD I can't believe that author is serious about this.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Lucius Malfoy (meaning of bad/wrong faith, again this is misleading!), a respectably dressed family man with the pale hair and ethereal looks of an Angel, representing the Angel Gabriel of the Annunciation-

whatthefuckamireading.jpeg

The worst part is that I am actually leaning towards this being real, it is certainly in line with the NWO believers.

[AlleeCat]

In a particularly distasteful and lewd display, Potter tries to tempt the rightfully furious Angel by raising his pant leg and showing him his nude ankle.

What do they think he is? A flapper girl from the 1930s?

[Max White]

The worst part is that I am actually leaning towards this being real, it is certainly in line with the NWO believers.

I'm at least 80% sure it is fake.
Yes, my measurements for certainty are just that accurate. You could say at least 100% accurate.

EDIT: In unrelated news, apparently VGCats has updated. Whats next, Dungeon Keeper 3?

[da_nang]

Lucius Malfoy (meaning of bad/wrong faith, again this is misleading!), a respectably dressed family man with the pale hair and ethereal looks of an Angel, representing the Angel Gabriel of the Annunciation-

whatthefuckamireading.jpeg

[Siquo]

Ahh, the Argonian Maid! For those with impeccable and eclectic taste.

[werty892]

Yet another Harry Potter is preaching satanism website
The WTF is that it goes from something that you'd find in a well written English essay to "A phoenix, favourite symbol of Freemasons like Hilary Clinton."

COMIC SAAAAAANNNNSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

The comic sans is the only font that can resist the devil that is Times New Roman.

[Dutchling]

Why did Zoroastrianism lose in Iran D:
It's such a fun little religion:

"According to Dēnkard 3.80, the three kinds of “linkage” (ham-paywandīh) achieved in xwēdōdah are “father and daughter,” “son and birth-mother” (burdār), and “brother and sister” (ed. Dresden, p. [53]; ed. Madan, p. 73; tr. de Menasce, pp. 85-86). "
(...)
"The best xwēdōdah is that by which a son sires a son-brother with his birth mother, because, having come from her body, he is nearer to his origin; thus offspring from siblings with the same parents is more valuable than when the parents are different"

[Descan]

I think that little snippet answers your question.

Inbreeding.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Don't worry, with The Old Gods out you can make sure Zoroastrianism extinguishes all branches of both Christianity and Islam, followed by conquering the world.

[Truean]

Shoplifters: Watching the Videos~
"Hello sportsfans and welcome once again to the Wal-Mart Shoplifting invitational. Today we have Bob competing yet again. For those of you unfamiliar with Bob the Legend he has a MER, that's magistrate explosion rate of 24. Impressive! And, over half of those are juvenile court.

And now on to the main event, we all know Bob has no ability and certainly no willingness to pay for anything, despite being completely able bodied. Bob is strolling by the electronics department, but it appears everything he wants there has been placed in a protective case.

And now it seems Bob is moving on to housewares and snackfood. He might be ... he could be... yes, he is shoving merchandise down the front and sides of his pants with no intention of paying for it. What a pro.

Well it appears Bob has what he wants and is probably going to ... what's this ...? It seems Bob has taken a detour to the Snackwell's Devil's Food Cake Cookie TM sample table.....

He has the cookie on the toothpick, thanks the store employee and walks away. Classy!
It seems Bob has decided to make his way to the exit now. The question on everybody's mind is, "Will Bob get away with it yet again."

Bob seems confident, he's strolling right through that anti shoplifting device NO! Wait, O no. Ladies and gentlemen, the device is beeping! Bob seems panicked, the security guard is stretching and yawning awake....

I'm not sure he can ... Wow! Ladies and gentlemen, we have a runner!

And the security guard is hot on Bob's heels. Bob appears to fall, but beautifully recovers.

He trips! Bob trips in the parking lot! I repeat we have a Bob down, We have Bob down! Bob down! O no, ladies and gentlemen, it appears all of the stolen items Bob shoved down the front of his pants, which probably tripped him in the first place are now squished.....
The security guard is laughing too hard to help him. Bob could probably get away just from that if he could get up, but no....
But finally it appears Bob is being "helped" back into the store security office to watch the instant replay from three different camera angles....

[throws hands up in the air after watching video tape].

You're going to jail Bob....