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[kaijyuu]

My parents constantly try to force my fiancee and I outside D:

Sounds like a mandate to go befoul the roof, to me.

Remember parents. Be careful what you wish for, and remember to post bail. It was your fault.

I think I'd make a good parent. My kids might turn out to be sociopaths but they'd be well mannered and highly competent. And if I ever had to post their bail I'd make them pay me back and give them a lecture about not getting caught.

ಠ_ಠ

[Sirus]

I'd be a terrible father, in some ways. I think I'd concentrate more on making sure my kids have fun and good memories than worrying about their grades in school or making sure they brush their teeth.

Thankfully, that's not likely to be an issue for many years to come.

[Loud Whispers]

Hmm... So apparently now Old Anons are doxing the SJW Anons who are doxing the EDL. While this is going on the MDL has joined the SJW Anons and is attempting to Dox the Old Anons while Ddosing their meeting sites.

Soon: Doxes, doxes everywhere.

[Lagslayer]

Hmm... So apparently now Old Anons are doxing the SJW Anons who are doxing the EDL. While this is going on the MDL has joined the SJW Anons and is attempting to Dox the Old Anons while Ddosing their meeting sites.

Soon: Doxes, doxes everywhere.

Too
Many
Acronyms

[Loud Whispers]

Hmm... So apparently now Old Anons are doxing the SJW Anons who are doxing the EDL. While this is going on the MDL has joined the SJW Anons and is attempting to Dox the Old Anons while Ddosing their meeting sites.

Soon: Doxes, doxes everywhere.

Too
Many
Acronyms

ikr

[Ameablable]

Hmm... So apparently now Old Anons are doxing the SJW Anons who are doxing the EDL. While this is going on the MDL has joined the SJW Anons and is attempting to Dox the Old Anons while Ddosing their meeting sites.

Soon: Doxes, doxes everywhere.

Too
Many
Acronyms

ikr

lol

[Tellemurius]

Well lets see, my father one time drop one of those nanny programs on the family computer to manage me and my brother, he went to the proxyfox path i took linux usb. After he put in a login password i ran ophcrack to find it, once he upgraded to win7 i used NT4password to find it again.

[Nirur Torir]

Given that dinosaurs stopped moving about around 65,000,000 years ago, and mammoths finally stopped trying roughly 4500 years ago:
4500 * 14,444.4 is 65,000,000. Or, 4500 is 0.6% of 1% of 65,000,000. That is a fascinatingly tiny number.

[Lagslayer]

Given that dinosaurs stopped moving about around 65,000,000 years ago, and mammoths finally stopped trying roughly 4500 years ago:
4500 * 14,444.4 is 65,000,000. Or, 4500 is 0.6% of 1% of 65,000,000. That is a fascinatingly tiny number.

Is... is that a kobold?

[Xantalos]

I would make a terrible parent for a human kid. Usually I spawn them and just leave them to go find a planet to eat or something.

[Ameablable]

I would make an awesome parent. If i had a girl id name her alexander. And if i had a boy id name him alexandria. Just to screw with people. And they would probably call themselves alex. But still their true names would be the oppisite of the norm

[Truean]

AAA took 3 hours to get to me when my car broke down....

Tried to say I could only be towed a couple miles and basically drop me off to whatever feral horrors awaited.... I've had membership for several years and I've never used it. Then they tried to screw over the tow truck guy's pay too.... That's not happening.... Well, they give me a complimentary 100 mile limit tow and pay the poor son of a bitch.

[Tellemurius]

AAA took 3 hours to get to me when my car broke down....

Tried to say I could only be towed a couple miles and basically drop me off to whatever feral horrors awaited.... I've had membership for several years and I've never used it. Then they tried to screw over the tow truck guy's pay too.... That's not happening.... Well, they give me a complimentary 100 mile limit tow and pay the poor son of a bitch.

AAA is fricking horrible nowadays, NSD or hell lots of the insurance companies are better tow coverages than fricking tripleAss

[SalmonGod]

It is really, really fucking hot in the office tonight.  It feels like it's about 80F in here.  All the women are really happy about it.  All the men are not.  I have serious trouble staying awake when sitting around in temperatures like this.

[Xantalos]

It is really, really fucking hot in the office tonight.  It feels like it's about 80F in here.  All the women are really happy about it.  All the men are not.  I have serious trouble staying awake when sitting around in temperatures like this.

Why is this?