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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14974118 times)

Loud Whispers

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #32610 on: May 26, 2013, 06:42:38 pm »

My mother and aunt are seriously starting a placenta -> pills business. I am traumatized. Some people just make their placenta into smoothies or eat it straight, though, which is even worse :(
Ha ha ha oh what

Almost as bad as foreskin skin cream.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #32611 on: May 26, 2013, 06:54:51 pm »

Some people just make their placenta into smoothies or eat it straight, though, which is even worse :(
Why is it worse ?

Because while one is swallowing capsules that contain parts of you in them, the other is just chomping down on it, which in my mind has a much greater "ick" factor.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #32612 on: May 26, 2013, 07:18:30 pm »

My mother and aunt are seriously starting a placenta -> pills business. I am traumatized. Some people just make their placenta into smoothies or eat it straight, though, which is even worse :(
Ha ha ha oh what

Almost as bad as foreskin skin cream.
Wait
Double entendre
OH GOD THE DOUBLE ENTENDRE
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #32613 on: May 26, 2013, 07:57:24 pm »

This is an exceptional Human Placenta pill. It contains exceptional quality minced placenta. On the item is an image of a human in placenta. The human is crying.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #32614 on: May 26, 2013, 08:03:20 pm »

Wait
Double entendre
OH GOD THE DOUBLE ENTENDRE
It's no double entendre, it's skin cream made out of foreskins.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #32615 on: May 26, 2013, 08:06:10 pm »

Wait
Double entendre
OH GOD THE DOUBLE ENTENDRE
It's no double entendre, it's skin cream made out of foreskins.
But that's just inefficient! If you're going to make skin cream use the whole thing, not just the foreskin!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #32616 on: May 26, 2013, 08:08:38 pm »

Wait
Double entendre
OH GOD THE DOUBLE ENTENDRE
It's no double entendre, it's skin cream made out of foreskins.
But that's just inefficient! If you're going to make skin cream use the whole thing, not just the foreskin!
Eldritch abomination: Fails to understand that useless bits can be connected to useful bits.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #32617 on: May 26, 2013, 08:09:43 pm »

Eldritch abomination: Fails to understand that useless bits can be connected to useful bits.
Unless you want a dick derail, don't be calling it useless.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #32618 on: May 26, 2013, 08:14:05 pm »

Eldritch abomination: Fails to understand that useless bits can be connected to useful bits.
Unless you want a dick derail, don't be calling it useless.
USELESS POINTLESS UNNECESSARY NEEDLESS UNHELPFUL FUNCTIONLESS UNNEEDED SPACE-WASTING GOOD-FOOR-NOTHING WHY?!
Foreskin summed up.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #32619 on: May 26, 2013, 08:17:17 pm »

USELESS POINTLESS UNNECESSARY NEEDLESS UNHELPFUL FUNCTIONLESS UNNEEDED SPACE-WASTING GOOD-FOOR-NOTHING WHY?!

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Foreskin summed up.

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« Reply #32620 on: May 26, 2013, 08:29:30 pm »

And thus, this thread fulfilled its own purpose for me.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #32621 on: May 26, 2013, 08:33:05 pm »

To be fair, if I were given ownership of a skin-cream company, I'd be getting vat-grown, genetically-modified humans to produce more skin cream.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #32622 on: May 26, 2013, 08:33:18 pm »

Never before have I seen such desire for penis-derail.

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« Reply #32623 on: May 26, 2013, 08:36:27 pm »

I'm trying to derail it into evil corporate shenanigans, but to no avail.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #32624 on: May 26, 2013, 08:44:12 pm »

The harder you try the deeper it will go into penisness. Which i say is a word now.
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