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[Akura]

I looked it up. Turns out there are some gay conservatives on there.

[Nadaka]

libertarians can be gay and coservative without cognative dissonance, well at least about their gender.

[RedKing]

Meet your one true love, free from the liberal conspiracy of decent visual design.

Poe's law much?
I really can't tell with this. On the one hand it is absurd as a concept, but there's no clear giveaways of it being a parody.

I can see it. I've actually had a recent dinner date be essentially over in the first five minutes because she was a conservative.

Me: *hmm....cute face, well-educated, seems friendly...*
Her: Sometimes I think I should take a trip to Mexico and then sneak back across the border, because then the government would just give me everything for free!
Me: *FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*

[GlyphGryph]

Oh. Erm.
Awwwwwkward. 

From what I've heard, the tryst may have been somewhat-less-than-consensual (or at least Kai believed it such, though who knows), which lead to the "turning violent" bit.

I looked it up. Turns out there are some gay conservatives on there.

Of course there are, they're the ones standing up talking about how being gay is evil, and it can be cured, and if we allow gay marriage society will explode, and generally spending way, way, way too much time thinking about all the gay sex that could be going on right at this moment.

[Fniff]

Err. You can be a bisexual Martian who practices voodoo.

I think it's fake

My man, I am a practicing Voodoo priest with a full degree at the Voodoo College of Mars and this comment offends me!

Though, voodoo is an actual religion, I believe. However, being a Martian isn't a valid citizenry. Hrm.

libertarians can be gay and coservative without cognative dissonance, well at least about their gender.

I was thinking about how completely insane the site was on basically everything else, it just seemed odd. Though I'm not really up on American politics and in Europe, gay marriage is generally legal so it's not usually a point of contention.

[RedKing]

I looked it up. Turns out there are some gay conservatives on there.

Of course there are, they're the ones standing up talking about how being gay is evil, and it can be cured, and if we allow gay marriage society will explode, and generally spending way, way, way too much time thinking about all the gay sex that could be going on right at this moment.

No, they're the ones saying that Republicans should be tolerant and open-minded towards gay Republicans, because they can be just as greedy and intolerant as straight Republicans! "C'mon guys, me and my partner totally hate illegal immigrants and labor unions too!"

[Loud Whispers]

You lot judge people by their political beliefs? Whole lot of judging here. Just saying.

[Nadaka]

You lot judge people by their political beliefs? Whole lot of judging here. Just saying.

Judge? Observe? Parody? Probably a bit of all three.

[Dutchling]

Err. You can be a bisexual Martian who practices voodoo.

I think it's fake

My man, I am a practicing Voodoo priest with a full degree at the Voodoo College of Mars and this comment offends me!

Though, voodoo is an actual religion, I believe. However, being a Martian isn't a valid citizenry. Hrm.

It claims to be (American) conservative.

There being anything other than Christian / Jewish and various forms of those is proof enough for me it's fake.

[Scoops Novel]

You lot judge people by their political beliefs? Whole lot of judging here. Just saying.

There's not exactly a divide between morals, is there. *Truthfulness of Freudian excuse, etc.* Not strictly on party lines, but ones they actually hold would be idiotic not to judge.

[pisskop]

I gave the cat a bath today.  I don't know about yall,  but my Rat makes sure I get one too.  at least she stopped completely panicking when she knows its coming.  She shakes once a month by the bathroom when I pick her up and now sits whilw I blowdry/comb her.

[Neonivek]

I gave the cat a bath today.  I don't know about yall,  but my Rat makes sure I get one too

I give baths with a hat which improves my stats. I know I get Sass for my Sax but the mass of my class cannot be surpassed.

[MagmaMcFry]

I gave the cat a bath today.  I don't know about yall,  but my Rat makes sure I get one too

I give baths with a hat which improves my stats. I know I get Sass for my Sax but the mass of my class cannot be surpassed.

Great job, now clean up that big long pink cat ring.

[RedKing]

I gave the cat a bath today.  I don't know about yall,  but my Rat makes sure I get one too

I give baths with a hat which improves my stats. I know I get Sass for my Sax but the mass of my class cannot be surpassed.

Great job, now clean up that big long pink cat ring.

I see your reference, and I salute you.
I salute you with a Zazz-a-ma-goo-choo!

[Xantalos]

Goddammit, fine, I'll get the Voom out of the closet.