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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14860674 times)

Sirus

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #31995 on: May 12, 2013, 10:06:49 pm »

I just got a text message wishing me a happy mother's day from my mother-in-law.

  • I don't have kids.
  • I'm not married.
  • I'm a guy.
Do you think perhaps it was a passive aggressive gesture over the fact that you had yet to show her any merriment over the annual XX-ancestry festival?
It said, and I quote: "Happy Mother's Day my daughter-in-law". And it's from a number I don't recognize.
So I guess it could actually be from "my" father-in-law, but the three previous problems still stand.
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« Reply #31996 on: May 12, 2013, 10:07:39 pm »

Does she have any daughter in laws that the text might've been intended to send to?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #31997 on: May 12, 2013, 10:09:32 pm »

It said, and I quote: "Happy Mother's Day my daughter-in-law". And it's from a number I don't recognize.
So I guess it could actually be from "my" father-in-law, but the three previous problems still stand.
For a second I thought maybe they were meaning to send it to their daughter, your wedded, but then I struck me that they wouldn't be calling her daughter-in-lawful-marriage, would they?

Perhaps your in-laws are awesome beyond our comprehension?

Sirus

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« Reply #31998 on: May 12, 2013, 10:11:40 pm »

I assume she does. Why else would you send out a text wishing your daughter-in-law a happy mother's day?

But again: number I don't recognize. I have no idea for sure.

@ Max White: I don't have in-laws! I'm not married, and neither are my siblings! Argh!!!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #31999 on: May 12, 2013, 10:12:40 pm »

Nonono, he said
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I just got a text message wishing me a (happy mother's day from my mother-in-law). Not (happy mother's day) from my mother in law.

In other words, it's just someone having the wrong number.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #32000 on: May 12, 2013, 10:13:18 pm »

Sounds like case of mistaken identity. But the idea of a omnipotent all-seeing future mother-in-law being disappointed in you inability to bear progeny is too fun to drop.
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« Reply #32001 on: May 12, 2013, 10:14:10 pm »

I don't have in-laws! I'm not married, and neither are my siblings! Argh!!!
Ah. Sorry, for some reason when you said mother-in-law, I assumed your wives mother. I guess you meant a step mother? I haven't heard the phrase 'in-law' used to describe such a relationship before.

Perhaps your mother-in-law is awesome beyond comprehension?

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« Reply #32002 on: May 12, 2013, 10:18:13 pm »



Nope. No in-laws or step-relatives. No wife or children. I'm pretty sure there was no time travel involved. It was meant to be a mildly humorous story about a wrong number. That's it.
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« Reply #32003 on: May 12, 2013, 10:20:39 pm »

I don't understand.
Then whos daughter are you?

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« Reply #32004 on: May 12, 2013, 10:20:51 pm »

I'm pretty sure there was no time travel involved.
* MetalSlimeHunt coughs.
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« Reply #32005 on: May 12, 2013, 10:23:10 pm »

I'm pretty sure there was no time travel involved.
* MetalSlimeHunt coughs.
I meant in this specific instance.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #32006 on: May 12, 2013, 10:45:46 pm »

*gif*
Y'know, Sirus, I never really thought of you as a pigtails kinda' fellow.

But, well. Now I do. Also apparently a good enough crossdresser to fool a time traveling in-law. Unless it was a joke, I guess.

On the other hand, it does bode well for the future. They've become more accepting! Or I guess it might just be whatever family you marry in to, who knows. The real question to me is whether you hooked up with her daughter or her son. Might mean the outlook on same-sex unions is a bit more certain! Wherever you end up settling down in, anyway.

Future still uncertain. Someone needs to build a better eight ball.
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« Reply #32007 on: May 12, 2013, 11:08:46 pm »

Dammit, I just can't stay mad at that :P

Yes Frumple, you have uncovered my secret. I am actually a pig-tailed anime girl from the future. And go ahead and put that in the Out of Context thread.
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« Reply #32008 on: May 13, 2013, 03:52:46 am »

WTF IS GOING ON WITH YOUTUBE FOR ME!!!

If I try and watch a video I have like a 33% chance of it actually playing correctly and fully without either stopping in the first few seconds or ffs dropping down the the LOWEST resolution for no fucking reason. It just started happening for no reason as well...
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« Reply #32009 on: May 13, 2013, 06:33:33 am »

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