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[Sirus]

I just got a text message wishing me a happy mother's day from my mother-in-law.

• I don't have kids.
• I'm not married.
• I'm a guy.

Do you think perhaps it was a passive aggressive gesture over the fact that you had yet to show her any merriment over the annual XX-ancestry festival?

It said, and I quote: "Happy Mother's Day my daughter-in-law". And it's from a number I don't recognize.
So I guess it could actually be from "my" father-in-law, but the three previous problems still stand.

[kaijyuu]

Does she have any daughter in laws that the text might've been intended to send to?

[Max White]

It said, and I quote: "Happy Mother's Day my daughter-in-law". And it's from a number I don't recognize.
So I guess it could actually be from "my" father-in-law, but the three previous problems still stand.

For a second I thought maybe they were meaning to send it to their daughter, your wedded, but then I struck me that they wouldn't be calling her daughter-in-lawful-marriage, would they?

Perhaps your in-laws are awesome beyond our comprehension?

[Sirus]

I assume she does. Why else would you send out a text wishing your daughter-in-law a happy mother's day?

But again: number I don't recognize. I have no idea for sure.

@ Max White: I don't have in-laws! I'm not married, and neither are my siblings! Argh!!!

[RedWarrior0]

Nonono, he said

I just got a text message wishing me a (happy mother's day from my mother-in-law). Not (happy mother's day) from my mother in law.

In other words, it's just someone having the wrong number.

[misko27]

Sounds like case of mistaken identity. But the idea of a omnipotent all-seeing future mother-in-law being disappointed in you inability to bear progeny is too fun to drop.

[Max White]

I don't have in-laws! I'm not married, and neither are my siblings! Argh!!!

Ah. Sorry, for some reason when you said mother-in-law, I assumed your wives mother. I guess you meant a step mother? I haven't heard the phrase 'in-law' used to describe such a relationship before.

Perhaps your mother-in-law is awesome beyond comprehension?

[Sirus]

Nope. No in-laws or step-relatives. No wife or children. I'm pretty sure there was no time travel involved. It was meant to be a mildly humorous story about a wrong number. That's it.

[Max White]

I don't understand.
Then whos daughter are you?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I'm pretty sure there was no time travel involved.

* MetalSlimeHunt coughs.

[Sirus]

I'm pretty sure there was no time travel involved.

* MetalSlimeHunt coughs.

I meant in this specific instance.

[Frumple]

*gif*

Y'know, Sirus, I never really thought of you as a pigtails kinda' fellow.

But, well. Now I do. Also apparently a good enough crossdresser to fool a time traveling in-law. Unless it was a joke, I guess.

On the other hand, it does bode well for the future. They've become more accepting! Or I guess it might just be whatever family you marry in to, who knows. The real question to me is whether you hooked up with her daughter or her son. Might mean the outlook on same-sex unions is a bit more certain! Wherever you end up settling down in, anyway.

Future still uncertain. Someone needs to build a better eight ball.

[Sirus]

Dammit, I just can't stay mad at that

Yes Frumple, you have uncovered my secret. I am actually a pig-tailed anime girl from the future. And go ahead and put that in the Out of Context thread.

[Neyvn]

WTF IS GOING ON WITH YOUTUBE FOR ME!!!

If I try and watch a video I have like a 33% chance of it actually playing correctly and fully without either stopping in the first few seconds or ffs dropping down the the LOWEST resolution for no fucking reason. It just started happening for no reason as well...

[Reudh]

Ahmed Angel

oh my god my sides

why

WHY

WHYYYYYY