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[Sirus]

On the plus side, a society of stoners would potentially be a functional Anarchist non-state as long as the pot held out.

I'll believe it when I see it. I can't help but see "Anarchist state" as anything other than oxymoronic.

[Karlito]

That's why he didn't write "anarchist state".

[penguinofhonor]

I'd join the stoners. While i don't smoke pot, i want to see what kind of crazy things a military made up entirely of pot-smokers comes up with.

"Dude, when you hit this bowl it fires a rocket."
"Do you have to smoke to fire it?"
"Of course, man. That's why it's so rad."
"What if nobody present wants to smoke?"
"Dude... what?"

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I'd join the stoners. While i don't smoke pot, i want to see what kind of crazy things a military made up entirely of pot-smokers comes up with.

"Dude, when you hit this bowl it fires a rocket."
"Do you have to smoke to fire it?"
"Of course, man. That's why it's so rad."
"What if nobody present wants to smoke?"
"Dude... what?"

* Rocket Stoner stares at you in confused horror.

[Sirus]

That's why he didn't write "anarchist state".

I coulda sworn it said that O_o
FD, did you do a sneaky edit when no-one was looking?

[Steelmagic]

Well i seem to be horribly outnumbered. Well at least with no loyalty to the stoners i can be a double agent or something.

You can give me the access codes to the pot vaults.
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Assuming this is related to the blimp plan i want a cut of the money. I don't need much but i won't work for free.

[Lightningfalcon]

I'd join the stoners. While i don't smoke pot, i want to see what kind of crazy things a military made up entirely of pot-smokers comes up with.

"Dude, when you hit this bowl it fires a rocket."
"Do you have to smoke to fire it?"
"Of course, man. That's why it's so rad."
"What if nobody present wants to smoke?"
"Dude... what?"

* Rocket Stoner stares at you in confused horror.

I wonder if rocket stoners work better if upside down.

[Devling]

Do to the stoner demand for pot, the government would turn into a brutal (but benevolent) dictatorship, using slaves to harvest mass plantations of totally sweet hash.

The fight for freedom of the pot slaves would last for four thousand years.

[Hanslanda]

... I am so horribly outnumbered. D:

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Do to the stoner demand for pot, the government would turn into a brutal (but benevolent) dictatorship, using slaves to harvest mass plantations of totally sweet hash.

The fight for freedom of the pot slaves would last for four thousand years.

In the later stages of the revolution, the mass fires set by the pot slaves consumed the continental plantations, causing a massive spike in Global Highing.

[Sirus]

All this marijuana talk reminds me of this one time when I worked in cable. I was providing service to this sort of small house that seemed to have two couples living there. As I finished the outside work and went inside to do some final tests and get the paperwork taken care of, I couldn't help but notice one of the couples rolling joints on the living room table, right in front of the TV I was hooking up. They even offered me one!

[Xantalos]

"Hey man, want some totally not weed? It's not weed!"

[kaijyuu]

They sound awesome.

[Neonivek]

Yep exactly what people should take when handling electronics. Drugs!

[Sirus]

"Hey man, want some totally not weed? It's not weed!"

They didn't even try to hide it at first. It was kinda funny when one of them apparently realized that I wasn't a member of the group and was like "Dudes, not in front of the cable guy!" Not the exact words, but you get the idea xD

They sound awesome.

Yeah, they were pretty cool. Only a little older than I was, and after I respectfully declined the joint they offered a can of root beer instead, which I gladly accepted (it was really hot that day).