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[Flying Dice]

What if you wake up tomorrow and find out that your life depends on your ability to swallow something without gagging? Be proactive and suppress your gag reflex today!

You can train yourself to reduce the strength of your gag reflex.

/anecdotalevidence

My mind interpreted that far too wrongly.

That's only to be expected, considering that you apparently consist of a writhing mass of tentacles covered in eyes.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

You can suppress your gag reflex by putting pressure on your left thumb.

This works because I told you it works. (Seriously, there's nothing that should make this work, but thanks to the Placebo Effect I've used it to grab my uvula even knowing it is bullshit.)

Warning: May Not Work

[Max White]

What if you wake up tomorrow and find out that your life depends on your ability to swallow something without gagging? Be proactive and suppress your gag reflex today!

Now be honest, how many times have you woken up, looked over at what ever, or be it who ever was next to you, and there was something in your mouth that at that point you had to swallow or else...

Because apparently I've been going to the wrong parties.

[Xantalos]

What if you wake up tomorrow and find out that your life depends on your ability to swallow something without gagging? Be proactive and suppress your gag reflex today!

Now be honest, how many times have you woken up, looked over at what ever, or be it who ever was next to you, and there was something in your mouth that at that point you had to swallow or else...

Because apparently I've been going to the wrong parties.

How can you rape someone while sleeping?
...
Godammit, mind.

[Flying Dice]

What if you wake up tomorrow and find out that your life depends on your ability to swallow something without gagging? Be proactive and suppress your gag reflex today!

Now be honest, how many times have you woken up, looked over at what ever, or be it who ever was next to you, and there was something in your mouth that at that point you had to swallow or else...

Because apparently I've been going to the wrong parties.

What if you wake up choking on a mouthful of vomit? That sounds like a different but equally wrong type of party.

[Xantalos]

What if you wake up tomorrow and find out that your life depends on your ability to swallow something without gagging? Be proactive and suppress your gag reflex today!

Now be honest, how many times have you woken up, looked over at what ever, or be it who ever was next to you, and there was something in your mouth that at that point you had to swallow or else...

Because apparently I've been going to the wrong parties.

What if you wake up choking on a mouthful of vomit? That sounds like a different but equally wrong type of party.

I'd respond, but I can see where my thoughts will be going.

[Descan]

* Descan looks at his "TOTALLY A GAY FLAG" signature.

* Descan decides not to participate in the current conversation.

Edit: Holy shit I've been here a year and a half.

[PanH]

What if you wake up tomorrow and find out that your life depends on your ability to swallow something without gagging? Be proactive and suppress your gag reflex today!

Now be honest, how many times have you woken up, looked over at what ever, or be it who ever was next to you, and there was something in your mouth that at that point you had to swallow or else...

Because apparently I've been going to the wrong parties.

What if you wake up choking on a mouthful of vomit? That sounds like a different but equally wrong type of party.

You'd probably not wake up if you're choking on 'your' vomit 

[Xantalos]

What if you wake up tomorrow and find out that your life depends on your ability to swallow something without gagging? Be proactive and suppress your gag reflex today!

Now be honest, how many times have you woken up, looked over at what ever, or be it who ever was next to you, and there was something in your mouth that at that point you had to swallow or else...

Because apparently I've been going to the wrong parties.

What if you wake up choking on a mouthful of vomit? That sounds like a different but equally wrong type of party.

You'd probably not wake up if you're choking on 'your' vomit 

Wasn't that how the original ACDC guy died?

[MaximumZero]

What if you wake up tomorrow and find out that your life depends on your ability to swallow something without gagging? Be proactive and suppress your gag reflex today!

Now be honest, how many times have you woken up, looked over at what ever, or be it who ever was next to you, and there was something in your mouth that at that point you had to swallow or else...

Because apparently I've been going to the wrong parties.

What if you wake up choking on a mouthful of vomit? That sounds like a different but equally wrong type of party.

You'd probably not wake up if you're choking on 'your' vomit 

Wasn't that how the original ACDC guy died?

And a couple of pro wrestlers and the original lead singer from Drowning Pool.

[Morrigi]

What if you wake up tomorrow and find out that your life depends on your ability to swallow something without gagging? Be proactive and suppress your gag reflex today!

Now be honest, how many times have you woken up, looked over at what ever, or be it who ever was next to you, and there was something in your mouth that at that point you had to swallow or else...

Because apparently I've been going to the wrong parties.

What if you wake up choking on a mouthful of vomit? That sounds like a different but equally wrong type of party.

You'd probably not wake up if you're choking on 'your' vomit 

Wasn't that how the original ACDC guy died?

And a couple of pro wrestlers and the original lead singer from Drowning Pool.

Oh, irony.

[MaximumZero]

What if you wake up tomorrow and find out that your life depends on your ability to swallow something without gagging? Be proactive and suppress your gag reflex today!

Now be honest, how many times have you woken up, looked over at what ever, or be it who ever was next to you, and there was something in your mouth that at that point you had to swallow or else...

Because apparently I've been going to the wrong parties.

What if you wake up choking on a mouthful of vomit? That sounds like a different but equally wrong type of party.

You'd probably not wake up if you're choking on 'your' vomit 

Wasn't that how the original ACDC guy died?

And a couple of pro wrestlers and the original lead singer from Drowning Pool.

Oh, irony.

Oh, believe me, many a horrible, tasteless joke was made when the news was released.

[pisskop]

Okay, so what is that site where you can do a google search but post a little video of you searching for said search?

sombeody needs informing.

[Siquo]

Okay, so what is that site where you can do a google search but post a little video of you searching for said search?

sombeody needs informing.

Here.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

So meta.

[Devling]

Okay, so what is that site where you can do a google search but post a little video of you searching for said search?

sombeody needs informing.

Here.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

So meta.

Ironically, the search doesn't work.