Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 1992 1993 [1994] 1995 1996 ... 11062

Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14905617 times)

Xantalos

  • Bay Watcher
  • Your Friendly Salvation
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #29895 on: April 03, 2013, 01:13:39 pm »

Spoiler: Hipster Dwarf. (click to show/hide)
Does this mean that Smaug would be representative of the massive amount of people who hate hipsters evicting them from their houses and taking all their money?
Logged
Sig! Onol
Quote from: BFEL
XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
Quote from: Toaster
((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

pisskop

  • Bay Watcher
  • Too old and stubborn to get a new avatar
    • View Profile
Logged
Pisskop's Reblancing Mod - A C:DDA Mod to make life a little (lot) more brutal!
drealmerz7 - pk was supreme pick for traitor too I think, and because of how it all is and pk is he is just feeding into the trollfucking so well.
PKs DF Mod!

Graknorke

  • Bay Watcher
  • A bomb's a bad choice for close-range combat.
    • View Profile
Logged
Cultural status:
Depleted          ☐
Enriched          ☑

Dutchling

  • Bay Watcher
  • Ridin' with Biden
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #29898 on: April 03, 2013, 02:47:45 pm »

Logged

pisskop

  • Bay Watcher
  • Too old and stubborn to get a new avatar
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #29899 on: April 03, 2013, 03:06:49 pm »

I think, but I'm pretty sure I shoulda been a brit.
Logged
Pisskop's Reblancing Mod - A C:DDA Mod to make life a little (lot) more brutal!
drealmerz7 - pk was supreme pick for traitor too I think, and because of how it all is and pk is he is just feeding into the trollfucking so well.
PKs DF Mod!

Loud Whispers

  • Bay Watcher
  • They said we have to aim higher, so we dug deeper.
    • View Profile
    • I APPLAUD YOU SIRRAH
Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #29900 on: April 03, 2013, 03:09:44 pm »

Ants are fucking brutal.
The people calling ants peaceful.

Heh.

Humans didn't invent war, we improved it.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Nevar forget. Currently there is no sign of ants anywhere. They have disappeared deeper underground to avoid colder weather, but will appear in droves to eat chicken you leave near their nests.

Eric Blank

  • Bay Watcher
  • *Remain calm*
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #29901 on: April 03, 2013, 04:04:39 pm »

Insects in general are heartless little machines. Simple as they may be, though, social insects are capable of war on scales rivaling that of the worst conflicts in human history. The only good news is they haven't gotten past the beating each other to death and stabbing/poisoning/acid-boiling each other with their re-purposed reproductive organs, and the fact they haven't deviated from that behavior throughout their time on Earth suggests that, hopefully, they never will figure out more efficient ways to kill each other. Can you imagine ants hauling incendiary weapons to an enemy nest and lighting them up with their acid?
Logged
I make Spellcrafts!
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Loud Whispers

  • Bay Watcher
  • They said we have to aim higher, so we dug deeper.
    • View Profile
    • I APPLAUD YOU SIRRAH
Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #29902 on: April 03, 2013, 04:18:18 pm »

Insects in general are heartless little machines. Simple as they may be, though, social insects are capable of war on scales rivaling that of the worst conflicts in human history. The only good news is they haven't gotten past the beating each other to death and stabbing/poisoning/acid-boiling each other with their re-purposed reproductive organs, and the fact they haven't deviated from that behavior throughout their time on Earth suggests that, hopefully, they never will figure out more efficient ways to kill each other. Can you imagine ants hauling incendiary weapons to an enemy nest and lighting them up with their acid?
*Chitekreir rkrkektllleee?*
<What if we mixed the fornic acid with magnesium and baked jars of the stuff in the sun?>

Dutchling

  • Bay Watcher
  • Ridin' with Biden
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #29903 on: April 03, 2013, 04:21:53 pm »

Not being able to ever see space-faring ants is one of many disappointments life has given to me.
Logged

Graknorke

  • Bay Watcher
  • A bomb's a bad choice for close-range combat.
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #29904 on: April 03, 2013, 04:23:03 pm »

Not being able to ever see space-faring ants is one of many disappointments life has given to me.
Just give them time.

EDIT: I seem to have developed a desire for social contact. It's only been a few hours since I stopped my week-long being-around-people-all-the-time-holiday and I already feel really anxious. I think that I may be suffering human withdrawal. This contradicts my previous understanding of myself not liking people.
« Last Edit: April 03, 2013, 04:26:11 pm by Graknorke »
Logged
Cultural status:
Depleted          ☐
Enriched          ☑

Descan

  • Bay Watcher
  • [HEADING INTENSIFIES]
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #29905 on: April 03, 2013, 04:24:27 pm »

Who says ever?

Ehehehehehe...
Logged
Quote from: SalmonGod
Your innocent viking escapades for canadian social justice and immortality make my flagellum wiggle, too.
Quote from: Myroc
Descan confirmed for antichrist.
Quote from: LeoLeonardoIII
I wonder if any of us don't love Descan.

Xantalos

  • Bay Watcher
  • Your Friendly Salvation
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #29906 on: April 03, 2013, 04:25:47 pm »

Brb genetically modifying intelligent ants
Logged
Sig! Onol
Quote from: BFEL
XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
Quote from: Toaster
((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

Scoops Novel

  • Bay Watcher
  • Talismanic
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #29907 on: April 03, 2013, 04:26:04 pm »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Ringbearer

In Tolkien's favour, one  of the things he was dissatisfied with in the books was the always chaotic evil orc's, and he never came up with a conclusion that satisfied him. I can buy this, given even the explanation he did give was based around perversion of elvish prisoners. I suppose it's to do with the disconnect between the tone of the Silmarillion and to a much greater extent the Children of Hurin and The Lord of the Rings.

Also! Do not make your descendants curse your foolishness...
Not being able to ever see space-faring ants is one of many disappointments life has given to me.
Logged
Reading a thinner book

Arcjolt (useful) Chilly The Endoplasm Jiggles

Hums with potential    a flying minotaur

Scoops Novel

  • Bay Watcher
  • Talismanic
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #29908 on: April 03, 2013, 04:26:31 pm »

Brb genetically modifying intelligent ants

What's the bug report so far?
Logged
Reading a thinner book

Arcjolt (useful) Chilly The Endoplasm Jiggles

Hums with potential    a flying minotaur

Loud Whispers

  • Bay Watcher
  • They said we have to aim higher, so we dug deeper.
    • View Profile
    • I APPLAUD YOU SIRRAH
Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #29909 on: April 03, 2013, 04:26:43 pm »

Brb genetically modifying intelligent ants
Are you saying ants aren't intelligent?
Pages: 1 ... 1992 1993 [1994] 1995 1996 ... 11062