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[Xantalos]

Glow in the dark blood.

Kinda hard to find, unless your neighbours are predators.

Hey Jerry, anything new?
Nah, just killed a group of soft meat. Nearly got my arm. Same old, same old.

[Truean]

"Go home Bunny you're drunk.... Mom this is cruel and unusual punishment, but fine I'll clean my room...."
 


Then of course there's Meth Bunny....



Hipster Rabbit is all about Easter, you've probably never heard of it. What's up? Not him; he's underground....



And that's the last time anybody ever saw poor Jenny.... If you've seen this unrepentant fugitive, call our America's Most Wanted tipline at 555 ....



"So then the vet says, he says to me with a straight face, 'Bunny, you gotta quit eattin' carrots. Me? Quit eatin' carrots? Can you believe that? Anyhow you're a good kid, here's where I hid all the eggs. You woulda got 'em all before everybody else anyhow with those skates. If the other kids ask, you didn't get that map from me."

[Loud Whispers]

One on the last. What a Jack rabbity-lad.

[FearfulJesuit]

Tumblr nonsense infiltrates real life. Highlights: logic and economics are tools of the patriarchy (but FGM is fine because cultural relativism and feels), headmates are real, and having a preference for one sex or the other in choosing dating partners is discrimination. I don't even.

[Devling]

- A prominent member denouncing “logic,” “rationality,” and economics as tools used by males to subjugate women.

Right, because only men have the mental faculties to use reason. Women are just emotional wrecks.

(The hypocrisy is delicious!)

[MetalSlimeHunt]

-A prominent member of the caucus, now a National Office Bearer, who believes in ‘headmates’ – other identities that occupy your body, and can claim different ethnicities or sexualities, thus allowing you to join an autonomous caucus (for instance queer or women’s) you were not otherwise entitled to join.

The crazy, it is palpable.

[Flying Dice]

It appears that Oz is opening strong for Craziest Nation of 2013.

[MaximumZero]

Tumblr nonsense infiltrates real life. Highlights: logic and economics are tools of the patriarchy (but FGM is fine because cultural relativism and feels), headmates are real, and having a preference for one sex or the other in choosing dating partners is discrimination. I don't even.

What. The. Fuck.

[Loud Whispers]

The thread title is more fitting than ever.

[Xantalos]

I vote to name Kansas capital of America, because

It appears that Oz is opening strong for Craziest Nation of 2013.

[Bdthemag]

Tumblr nonsense infiltrates real life. Highlights: logic and economics are tools of the patriarchy (but FGM is fine because cultural relativism and feels), headmates are real, and having a preference for one sex or the other in choosing dating partners is discrimination. I don't even.

No! The women are slowly unraveling our secret plan. How did they find out that us men created logic and the economy to oppress them? We must retreat to our secret Patriarchy Lair my friends, there we can sit down and plan on what to invent next to put down women.

[Loud Whispers]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

How to do the oldest Yo-yo trick in the tablet: "Around the Ancient World."

You roll the Yo-yo onto a table and let it fall off the edge.

[kaijyuu]

One minor point made there is actually valid: Having race be a factor in who you date is either racist or shallow. I mean, I can understand seeing some racial traits to be more physically attractive to someone than others, but then they're choosing dates by rather insignificant visual traits (hence, being shallow).

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Tumblr nonsense infiltrates real life. Highlights: logic and economics are tools of the patriarchy (but FGM is fine because cultural relativism and feels), headmates are real, and having a preference for one sex or the other in choosing dating partners is discrimination. I don't even.

No! The women are slowly unraveling our secret plan. How did they find out that us men created logic and the economy to oppress them? We must retreat to our secret Patriarchy Lair my friends, there we can sit down and plan on what to invent next to put down women.

They know too much already. The situation has become unsalvigible. I am hearby invoking VIRIGILIUM PROTOCOL. If I am successful, the timeline should be successfully altered as to remove the existence of women and shift human reproduction to a plant-like cloning machine that spreads through spores.

Nothing can possibly go wrong. MSH out.

[MaximumZero]

Tumblr nonsense infiltrates real life. Highlights: logic and economics are tools of the patriarchy (but FGM is fine because cultural relativism and feels), headmates are real, and having a preference for one sex or the other in choosing dating partners is discrimination. I don't even.

No! The women are slowly unraveling our secret plan. How did they find out that us men created logic and the economy to oppress them? We must retreat to our secret Patriarchy Lair my friends, there we can sit down and plan on what to invent next to put down women.

They know too much already. The situation has become unsalvigible. I am hearby invoking VIRIGILIUM PROTOCOL. If I am successful, the timeline should be successfully altered as to remove the existence of women and shift human reproduction to a plant-like cloning machine that spreads through spores.

Nothing can possibly go wrong. MSH out.

This right here? That's probably the worst idea ever. Let me just put it to you like this: When they strapped my ass to the time machine, shot me back into prehistory, and let me loose, I instantly became the sexiest man on the planet...go back in time, and you'll outcompete the Neanderthals by yourself, jerk. *whistles innocently*