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[Frumple]

Yeah. It's like. Half the USA east coast is descended from European royalty of some sort or something. Via a long line starting with a bastard and filled with nothing else particularly notable. I've got an English king of some sort somewhere in there. Maybe a couple, I'unno, I didn't do the genealogy work on it. So does most of Florida, the Appalachians, and everything in between and surrounding it. They kinda' got around.

[Karnewarrior]

Part of my family is from Luxembourg. Considering it's basically a city-state I'm guessing I'm pretty closely related to the royal family from there, at least compared to other royal relations.

I think I'm also part irish, but then who isn't. Bloody Irish, going around porking everything.

[Devling]

Apparently I am vaguely related to German royalty on my mother's father's side.
And the family symbol was a unicorn.

[Lagslayer]

Apparently I am vaguely related to German royalty on my mother's father's side.
And the family symbol was a unicorn.

You know what you must do...





And bring back pictures!

[Devling]

Apparently I am vaguely related to German royalty on my mother's father's side.
And the family symbol was a unicorn.

You know what you must do...





And bring back pictures!

Sorry, but the only evidence of my lineage was a suit of armor.
And my grand father is dead, so I have no idea where it would be.

[Kadzar]

Apparently I am vaguely related to German royalty on my mother's father's side.
And the family symbol was a unicorn.

You know what you must do...





And bring back pictures!

Sorry, but the only evidence of my lineage was a suit of armor.
And my grand father is dead, so I have no idea where it would be.

Obviously the clues to it's location are hidden in his journal.

[misko27]

I'm a baron in the defunct Russian empire. Great-great grandfather (or something! I don't know.) was a important general, fought against Napoleon.


Baron isn't much, but still. Family Baronic Name is Tekalija.

[Devling]

Apparently I am vaguely related to German royalty on my mother's father's side.
And the family symbol was a unicorn.

You know what you must do...
And bring back pictures!

Sorry, but the only evidence of my lineage was a suit of armor.
And my grand father is dead, so I have no idea where it would be.

Obviously the clues to it's location are hidden in his journal.

I will have to go on an adventure, where I not only save the world from Ghost Hitler, but also discover something.
Myself.

Coming April 15, 2013.

[Kadzar]

Apparently I am vaguely related to German royalty on my mother's father's side.
And the family symbol was a unicorn.

You know what you must do...
And bring back pictures!

Sorry, but the only evidence of my lineage was a suit of armor.
And my grand father is dead, so I have no idea where it would be.

Obviously the clues to it's location are hidden in his journal.

I will have to go on an adventure, where I not only save the world from Ghost Hitler, but also discover something.
Myself.

Coming April 15, 2013.

Remember to keep us updated on your progress.

[Graknorke]

All of my ancestry is either slaves or peasants.
Or at least as far back as I can go with it.

[misko27]

The interesting thing about my ancestry is it actually get's pretty interesting at times.


To be expected really. My Grandfather was a rich noble who later became economic Minister of Yugoslavia before defecting. My ancestors were nothing if not colorful.

[Sigulbard]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

What made me WTF today is when I realized how many sadistic/murderous thoughts me and my friends have all the time. For example:

Me: "Oh look, there's a cute baby sittin in that shopping cart."
Brain: "Hmm, wonder what would happen if you grabbed one of those glass bottles over there and BEAT THAT FUCKER TO DEATH!"

Wtf brain?!

Me (in the kitchen): "Oh hey dad."
Dad (putting dishes in dishwasher, back turned to me): "Hello son."
Brain: "See that knife on the table over there? If you'd stab him in the back right now he'd never see it coming."

WTF BRAIN?!

Me (hanging out with a chick): "Haha, yeah. And I never ate pumpkin salad again."
Girl: "Hah, lol. Well I have to go now, we should hang out more often."
Me: "Hm, hm. Indeed."
Brain: "Look how weak she is. No-one's around. You should totally rape her right now. It'd be so easy."

WWWTTTTTFFFF BBBRRRAAAIIINNNNNN???!!!!

I promise I'm not a serial killer-rapist in real life. Honest!

Oh god I regret posting this. But I'll just put it in spoilers.

[Sirus]

Reading FSTDT.

Came across the 'femitheist's' one contribution to the site.

OHGODWAT!? ARE PEOPLE REALLY THIS STUPID!?

Pretty sure there was more than one "contribution" from that person/group, though they tend to blur together at times...

[Devling]

FSTDT? What is that?

[penguinofhonor]

Here you go.