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[Devling]

WAIT WAS THAT A REFERENCE TO MONTY PYTHON

If so I am an idiot.

[Skyrunner]

I thought someone crouched near the door of a shop was aiming a pistol at me.
Then I saw that was actually aiming at a pidgeon.
Then I saw he was holding a BB gun. >_<

[Frumple]

There is... something that sounds kinda' like a seagull making noises outside my window. At two AM. And judging by the sound, on the ground.

Like with the kazoo beast, I'm not going to actually check to see what the fuck it is. Freakish expanding doomspawn can stay safely undisturbed. Though this one honestly sounds more along the lines of a facehugger or something. Less inflating and leveling your house, more clawing into your chest and devouring your innards.

Either way. It can stay out there and I'll leave it alone.

[Neonivek]

I thought someone crouched near the door of a shop was aiming a pistol at me.
Then I saw that was actually aiming at a pidgeon.
Then I saw he was holding a BB gun. >_<

Then I saw it wasn't a he but a scarecrow
Then I saw I wasn't near the door of a shop but inside my house
Then I noticed I was a pidgeon

You certainly know how to paint a picture of frantic thinking.

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Ohh on another WTF moment

In another thread I asked the Merryweather question (What was Merry Weather's original gift before Maelefacent changed it) and the answer they came up with is tactical strategy and knowledge. Which somehow spun into a Zelda sequel involving Princess Zelda and her conquest of Hyrule.

[Loud Whispers]

I thought someone crouched near the door of a shop was aiming a pistol at me.
Then I saw that was actually aiming at a pidgeon.
Then I saw he was holding a BB gun. >_<

BUT WHO WAS PHONE?

[Yoink]

America is awesome in that... Um. Let me think for a minute. We have... Lots of space?

Yo. Let Canada do that.

I think Russia got us all beat in space

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

[Max White]

Then I saw it wasn't a he but a scarecrow
Then I saw I wasn't near the door of a shop but inside my house
Then I noticed I was a pidgeon

That honestly makes for an interesting story.

[Lightningfalcon]

Playing Fallout 2.  I come across a bridge.  And this guy in a purple robe starts questiniong me about my name, qust, and who the only character from Fallout 1 to return in Fallout 2 is.   
Also, I have completely lost my Fallout 3 disc 1 disc.  I was playing it last weekend, so it should of still been on top of my Xbox.  But nooooooo, I COMPLETELY check every single place in my room, and it's nowhere to be found.  I did find Disc 2 thou, so I managed to re-install the DLC.

[The Darkling Wolf]

The bridgekeeper is awesome, and his robes have the stats of power armour.

[Lightningfalcon]

The bridgekeeper is awesome, and his robes have the stats of power armour.

Actually it has the stats of combat armour, and is a lot lighter.  I repeatedly shot him in the eye with my .223. 

[The Darkling Wolf]

Ahh, my mistake then.

[ChairmanPoo]

It's easier to answer him with a question

[Lightningfalcon]

It's easier to answer him with a question

I was looking for that but couldn't find one. 
On my second run though I was able to find a question.  Gives a lot less EXP. 

[Lagslayer]

Ren & Stimpy is stranger and more terrifying than I remember. I didn't think that was possible.

[Devling]

Ren & Stimpy is stranger and more terrifying than I remember. I didn't think that was possible.

Kids can often rationalize messed up shit much better then adults.

(Assuming you first saw it as a kid)