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Tellemurius

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #29025 on: March 16, 2013, 10:06:12 am »

You know when people post stuff on facebook saying they are all sad and stuff and then i go in ask "Whats up?" then decides to nuke it like it never happen. Yea that sounds healthy enough.

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« Reply #29026 on: March 16, 2013, 10:31:10 am »

A few years ago, a mother and father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. They called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children. Later that night, the babysitter got bored and went to watch TV, but she couldn’t watch it downstairs because they did not have cable downstairs (the parents didn’t want children watching too much garbage).

So, she called them and asked them if she could watch cable in the parent’s room. Of course, the parents said it was okay, but the babysitter had one final request… she asked if she could cover up the David Bowie statue outside the bedroom window with a blanket or cloth, at the very least close the blinds, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father who was talking to the babysitter at the time said, “Take the children and get out of the house… we will call the police. We do not have a David Bowie statue.”

All of a sudden an electric guitar cut through the air. “KEEP YOUR ‘LECTRIC EYES ON ME BABE!” howled a voice from outside. The babysitter dropped the phone and ran to the window. “David Fucking Bowie!” she screamed, watching the statue as it came to life, shredding chords on its electric guitar. “Put your ray gun to my heeeeeead!” The babysitter ran the children outside where they watched an impromptu Bowie concert that was so awesome that afterwards the children had sweet dreams forever more and the babysitter was given a bonus for her efforts.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #29027 on: March 16, 2013, 10:34:18 am »

Penguin i want those shrooms back NOW

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #29028 on: March 16, 2013, 10:34:48 am »

But the David Bowie statue.....was never seen again.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #29029 on: March 16, 2013, 10:39:14 am »

That's nice, honey.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #29030 on: March 16, 2013, 10:39:28 am »

Ha ha ha, I can never look at that pasta the same way again.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #29031 on: March 16, 2013, 10:40:40 am »

Why is svchost.exe using 4.8 GB of RAM? o_o
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #29032 on: March 16, 2013, 10:41:38 am »

Penguin i want those shrooms back NOW

No fair, I was gonna take them later.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #29033 on: March 16, 2013, 10:44:36 am »

Why is svchost.exe using 4.8 GB of RAM? o_o
that sounds like a memory leak from one of the services, run process explorer to find out.

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« Reply #29034 on: March 16, 2013, 10:52:05 am »

Why is svchost.exe using 4.8 GB of RAM? o_o
that sounds like a memory leak from one of the services, run process explorer to find out.
I tried, but pressing the + didn't expand it into anything. I just killed it, and Aero (the transparent window bars for Win 7) got killed. It returned a minute later, though, without that memory leak :/
Then again, it's rising again... I thought it was OpenCL, but apparently not? :S
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #29035 on: March 16, 2013, 10:55:24 am »

Why is svchost.exe using 4.8 GB of RAM? o_o
that sounds like a memory leak from one of the services, run process explorer to find out.
I tried, but pressing the + didn't expand it into anything. I just killed it, and Aero (the transparent window bars for Win 7) got killed. It returned a minute later, though, without that memory leak :/
Then again, it's rising again... I thought it was OpenCL, but apparently not? :S
thats the first time i heard of Aero having a memory leak, does it still happen if you switch to a non-aero theme?

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« Reply #29036 on: March 16, 2013, 11:03:24 am »

Normally Aero is about 20 MB in size, but it was abnormally bloated like a tumor just that one time. Weird. >_< I was just messing around with the boilerplate for a OpenCL simulation at the time in Visual Studio 2010, not anything else D: I didn't have a single enqueueWriteBuffer(), even.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #29037 on: March 16, 2013, 12:59:17 pm »

This is late, but when the David Bowie story was posted I was probably discovering David Bowie.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #29038 on: March 16, 2013, 01:45:41 pm »

A few years ago, a mother and father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. They called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children. Later that night, the babysitter got bored and went to watch TV, but she couldn’t watch it downstairs because they did not have cable downstairs (the parents didn’t want children watching too much garbage).

So, she called them and asked them if she could watch cable in the parent’s room. Of course, the parents said it was okay, but the babysitter had one final request… she asked if she could cover up the David Bowie statue outside the bedroom window with a blanket or cloth, at the very least close the blinds, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father who was talking to the babysitter at the time said, “Take the children and get out of the house… we will call the police. We do not have a David Bowie statue.”

All of a sudden an electric guitar cut through the air. “KEEP YOUR ‘LECTRIC EYES ON ME BABE!” howled a voice from outside. The babysitter dropped the phone and ran to the window. “David Fucking Bowie!” she screamed, watching the statue as it came to life, shredding chords on its electric guitar. “Put your ray gun to my heeeeeead!” The babysitter ran the children outside where they watched an impromptu Bowie concert that was so awesome that afterwards the children had sweet dreams forever more and the babysitter was given a bonus for her efforts.
How did you discover something made of such win?

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« Reply #29039 on: March 16, 2013, 01:48:10 pm »

A friend sent it to me. I have no clue where she got it from.
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