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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #28935 on: March 14, 2013, 01:40:24 pm »

Walked into a door today and apologised to it.
So British it hurts.
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The American stereotype for Canadians is that they apologise to Maple trees when they're making Syrup. To a culture that makes apologizing after getting in a fight with someone a personal choice, we basically see Canadians as perfectly harmless and obsessed with being polite.

They're in the perfect position to take us out. I guarantee that if the U.S. is taken over by a foreign nation, it will be Canada. Or Luxembourg.

It'll be okay if Canada invades the U.S., though, because they'll be scrupulously apologetic about the whole affair.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #28936 on: March 14, 2013, 01:41:55 pm »

Walked into a door today and apologised to it.
So British it hurts.
*Canadian

The American stereotype for Canadians is that they apologise to Maple trees when they're making Syrup. To a culture that makes apologizing after getting in a fight with someone a personal choice, we basically see Canadians as perfectly harmless and obsessed with being polite.

They're in the perfect position to take us out. I guarantee that if the U.S. is taken over by a foreign nation, it will be Canada. Or Luxembourg.
So you are saying we should go Fallout on their asses and annex them?
If you try we shall apologetically annihilate you.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #28937 on: March 14, 2013, 01:43:38 pm »

The Hundreth exclamation of "EA will pay for what it did with Simcity 5, which they obviously paid for"

If I could find the "stupidest thing you heard today" I'd put it there but frankly this is annoying. Why do people just assume that EA is losing ANY shred of cash?

Heck it is more likely that the controvercy is making EA MORE money, not less.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #28938 on: March 14, 2013, 01:50:34 pm »

Walked into a door today and apologised to it.
So British it hurts.
*Canadian

The American stereotype for Canadians is that they apologise to Maple trees when they're making Syrup. To a culture that makes apologizing after getting in a fight with someone a personal choice, we basically see Canadians as perfectly harmless and obsessed with being polite.

They're in the perfect position to take us out. I guarantee that if the U.S. is taken over by a foreign nation, it will be Canada. Or Luxembourg.

It'll be okay if Canada invades the U.S., though, because they'll be scrupulously apologetic about the whole affair.
They might even reduce the hours we have to work in the syrup mines and moose hatcheries, out of guilt.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #28939 on: March 14, 2013, 02:01:59 pm »

The Hundreth exclamation of "EA will pay for what it did with Simcity 5, which they obviously paid for"

If I could find the "stupidest thing you heard today" I'd put it there but frankly this is annoying. Why do people just assume that EA is losing ANY shred of cash?

Heck it is more likely that the controvercy is making EA MORE money, not less.
Yeah. I'm quite tempted to get it just to see if I can get my entire city's population walking in circles around an intersection.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #28940 on: March 14, 2013, 02:06:04 pm »

Walked into a door today and apologised to it.
So British it hurts.
*Canadian

The American stereotype for Canadians is that they apologise to Maple trees when they're making Syrup. To a culture that makes apologizing after getting in a fight with someone a personal choice, we basically see Canadians as perfectly harmless and obsessed with being polite.

They're in the perfect position to take us out. I guarantee that if the U.S. is taken over by a foreign nation, it will be Canada. Or Luxembourg.
So you are saying we should go Fallout on their asses and annex them?
If you try we shall apologetically annihilate you.
Waitaminute. Xantalos is a Canadian eldritch abomination?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #28941 on: March 14, 2013, 02:07:43 pm »

Is there any other type?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #28942 on: March 14, 2013, 02:08:25 pm »

I looked at the XKCD comic about Lazy MagGyver. I read the mouseoever text and type "Problems that" in the search bar. The entire text appears. Uncanny valley moment right there.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #28943 on: March 14, 2013, 02:24:04 pm »

Walked into a door today and apologised to it.
So British it hurts.
*Canadian

The American stereotype for Canadians is that they apologise to Maple trees when they're making Syrup. To a culture that makes apologizing after getting in a fight with someone a personal choice, we basically see Canadians as perfectly harmless and obsessed with being polite.

They're in the perfect position to take us out. I guarantee that if the U.S. is taken over by a foreign nation, it will be Canada. Or Luxembourg.
So you are saying we should go Fallout on their asses and annex them?
If you try we shall apologetically annihilate you.
Waitaminute. Xantalos is a Canadian eldritch abomination?
I've agreed to be a Godzilla Threshold in exchange for living there.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #28944 on: March 14, 2013, 02:52:24 pm »

This comic gives me the nigh-uncontrollable urge to call the next person I see "poop uvula". I think I need help.
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« Reply #28945 on: March 14, 2013, 03:01:16 pm »

The City of Townsville is an actual place.
That is highly surprising.
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« Reply #28946 on: March 14, 2013, 03:06:52 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #28947 on: March 14, 2013, 03:09:08 pm »

The Hundreth exclamation of "EA will pay for what it did with Simcity 5, which they obviously paid for"

If I could find the "stupidest thing you heard today" I'd put it there but frankly this is annoying. Why do people just assume that EA is losing ANY shred of cash?

Heck it is more likely that the controvercy is making EA MORE money, not less.
Having your reputation hurt does hurt a companies profits in the long run. The effect can be non-existant in the short run, and can be very hard to measure for any individual product, but eventually having a ruined reputation costs quite a bit.
Its important to note that the effects aren't just (or even mainly) in sales, but also in things like game companies trying to avoid having EA publish their game, or having their Origin thing flop completely partially because no one really trusts them to not have it be completely crappy.
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« Reply #28948 on: March 14, 2013, 03:12:31 pm »

Yea... Blizzard is dead to me, and so is everything that requires EA Origin. I might even boycott all EA games, but I have not made that decision yet as they produce some un-broken games on consoles.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #28949 on: March 14, 2013, 03:12:50 pm »

The City of Townsville is an actual place.
That is highly surprising.
...I have to visit there.
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