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[Ogdibus]

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[RedKing]

My mom apologizes to my pets if she walks into them. But she's not british so. Just really polite.

I do that too. 
I think apologizing to inanimate objects is a bit further than that though.

[Korbac]

Tbh if you walk into a pet you deserve to give it an apology.

Now, humans who won't get out of the way...

[Scoops Novel]

My mom apologizes to my pets if she walks into them. But she's not british so. Just really polite.

I do that too. 
I think apologizing to inanimate objects is a bit further than that though.

I apologize to grass, and yes, I'm English, sniffy little colonies! Even i have to admit that's hardcore, though everyone does it, and i admit, it's possibly less time consuming.

[Nadaka]

On the other hand, my cat regularly tests me to see if I am willing to risk my life falling over in order to not crush him with my feet as I am walking and he darts under them.

[MaximumZero]

Tbh if you walk into a pet you deserve to give it an apology.

Now, humans who won't get out of the way...

Lower the boom on them. They'll learn.

[Frumple]

Dream scenario decides to give out level-ups for the attack persona thingies. Subconscious goes: "Hold up there, chap. That's not a level-up ding. That's a train horn." Wake the the rest of the way.

It is indeed a train horn. Et tu, reality?

[MaximumZero]

Dream scenario decides to give out level-ups for the attack persona thingies. Subconscious goes: "Hold up there, chap. That's not a level-up ding. That's a train horn." Wake the the rest of the way.

It is indeed a train horn. Et tu, reality?

Shin Megami Tensei > reality.

[Xantalos]

On the other hand, my cat regularly tests me to see if I am willing to risk my life falling over in order to not crush him with my feet as I am walking and he darts under them.

I know this.

[Karnewarrior]

Walked into a door today and apologised to it.
So British it hurts.

*Canadian

The American stereotype for Canadians is that they apologise to Maple trees when they're making Syrup. To a culture that makes apologizing after getting in a fight with someone a personal choice, we basically see Canadians as perfectly harmless and obsessed with being polite.

They're in the perfect position to take us out. I guarantee that if the U.S. is taken over by a foreign nation, it will be Canada. Or Luxembourg.

[Dutchling]

Met a new hallmate. Once again, she is nice.

Why is this happening. Why is everyone so nice here. I feel like they know something I don't.

[pisskop]

I think just watching this gave me a heart attack

And on top of that I don't eat pig, and certainly not bacon that looks that greasy . . .

[Lagslayer]

Walked into a door today and apologised to it.
So British it hurts.

*Canadian

The American stereotype for Canadians is that they apologise to Maple trees when they're making Syrup. To a culture that makes apologizing after getting in a fight with someone a personal choice, we basically see Canadians as perfectly harmless and obsessed with being polite.

They're in the perfect position to take us out. I guarantee that if the U.S. is taken over by a foreign nation, it will be Canada. Or Luxembourg.

So you are saying we should go Fallout on their asses and annex them?

[Rose]

Testiculos Habet Et Bene Pendentes

[lordcooper]

Y'all hear about Bustin Jieber?