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[Sirus]

I was recently threatened by a very large, angry, and quite possibly drunk Scotsman carrying a claymore around. So I fully support the containment of those barbarians to their isles.

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The second sentence is a joke. The first one actually happened.

[Bdthemag]

Aren't you an Aussie?

I'm not an aussie, far from it. I just happen to make bad decisions, so I'm often up till 3 AM.

Personal text : "A unified Britain." 

Oh fuck, they've seen through my clever ruse. I'm actually a facist guys, sorry to break it to you like this.

[Putnam]

I just looked at my old code from the science mod and

why can't i hold all these raws

[Loud Whispers]

Oh fuck, they've seen through my clever ruse. I'm actually a facist guys, sorry to break it to you like this.

You've got my vote.

...Wait.

[Neonivek]

So I saw a game (Avalon Code) that had probably one of the best premises I ever heard for a game. In fact I'd say it is possibly one of the best games I ever heard of..

And it stinks and squanders its idea.

DANG IT!

Why can't good ideas get good games?

[Darvi]

Aren't we all an Aussie? On the inside?

Considering that most of us have, at some point, played DF, this might actually be true.

[Xantalos]

Well, I read a Mafia game in hopes of getting an idea of what to do if I ever signed up.
I found rage there, gentlemen.
Pure.
Condensed.
Expletive-ridden.
Rage.

[Darvi]

Was Dariush part of it stupid question, of course he was.

But yeah, the games down there are more , let's say heated, than other mafia games.

Actually: mild-mannered mafia. Good idea or good idea?

[Xantalos]

Was Dariush part of it stupid question, of course he was.

But yeah, the games down there are more , let's say heated, than other mafia games.

Actually: mild-mannered mafia. Good idea or good idea?

Very good idea, especially after I found the word 'shitsack' about 6 times in the same paragraph.

[Darvi]

Even better if you make everybody speak in stereotypical highbrow vernacular.

I daresay, this Xantalos fellow is very unpleasant. I propose we punish him by confiscating their tophat and monocle. *sophisticated*

[Neonivek]

My dear sir that is perposterous. Clearly the way to deal with that rapscalion is to expose him to some firm recourse.

[Xantalos]

What seems peculiar to me is that the same group of regulars seem to be in every Mafia game even though they all hate each other (or so it seems). It's almost as if they like aggravating their blood vessels! They may be afflicted with a malady. I say, we must get them to a hospital!

[olemars]

Ukrainian Navy dolphins have gone AWOL. With Navy dolphins I mean dolphins trained to attack and kill scuba divers. Using knives and pistols strapped to their head.

[alway]

http://www.cnn.com/2013/03/13/world/asia/pigs-china-river/index.html?hpt=hp_t2
Thousands of dead pigs found in Chinese river.

[Darvi]

I knew those cephalopods were up to something.

Wait, dolphins with guns? Now where have I heard that before...