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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14424485 times)

Truean

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #28815 on: March 12, 2013, 03:49:48 pm »

Truean has a deep fear of anyone finding out she's... Well, a she. And into men.

I think she is playing it safe with her boss.

If she had a rapport with him, I'd say ask him what he thinks about LGBT. Or however you would term it when gauging a possible-homophobe, just using the term LGBT kind of outs you, at the very least as an ally...

Very.

I'm a pragmatist and a realist (that'd be pessimist to most of you). My theory is "bigoted until proven otherwise by incredibly high standard evidence." [shrugs]. The risks are enormous and ideals mean nothing (try cashing one like a check).
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #28816 on: March 12, 2013, 03:50:03 pm »

Man, I may have to reassess my opinion of the Welsh. Even a sick, stressed-out one can wrestle a fucking shark.  :o

Why thank you. We do pride outself on balls out crazy displays of violence. There is a reason why our national sport obsession is rugby.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #28817 on: March 12, 2013, 03:50:52 pm »

Man, I may have to reassess my opinion of the Welsh. Even a sick, stressed-out one can wrestle a fucking shark.  :o

Why thank you. We do pride outself on balls out crazy displays of violence. There is a reason why our national sport obsession is rugby.
If Welsh rugby involves sharks, I am now a fan.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #28818 on: March 12, 2013, 03:53:08 pm »

Man, I may have to reassess my opinion of the Welsh. Even a sick, stressed-out one can wrestle a fucking shark.  :o

Why thank you. We do pride outself on balls out crazy displays of violence. There is a reason why our national sport obsession is rugby.
If Welsh rugby involves sharks, I am now a fan.



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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #28819 on: March 12, 2013, 03:55:34 pm »

....unless he can distend his jaws and bite a forward in half, I'm unconvinced.

Although I suppose a rugby scrum is a bit like a feeding frenzy.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #28820 on: March 12, 2013, 03:56:00 pm »

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« Reply #28821 on: March 12, 2013, 04:02:50 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #28822 on: March 12, 2013, 06:30:42 pm »

I've been reading wikipedia... Deep-fried Twinkie? Honestly?

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Deep-fried Mars Bar?

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« Reply #28823 on: March 12, 2013, 06:46:35 pm »

I've been reading wikipedia... Deep-fried Twinkie? Honestly?

* Haspen looks to links.

Deep-fried Mars Bar?

* Haspen blank stares. -4 to SAN.


I once worked as cook. We deep fried various candy bars in batter for fun once. It was delicious. I would not reccommend deep frying Butterfingers, as they turn into solid stone.
This is a deep-fried Butterfinger amulet. It menaces with spikes of deliciousness. On it is an image of a dwarf and deep-fried butter. The dwarf is having a heart attack.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #28824 on: March 12, 2013, 06:48:10 pm »

I've been reading wikipedia... Deep-fried Twinkie? Honestly?

* Haspen looks to links.

Deep-fried Mars Bar?

* Haspen blank stares. -4 to SAN.


I once worked as cook. We deep fried various candy bars in batter for fun once. It was delicious. I would not reccommend deep frying Butterfingers, as they turn into solid stone.
This is a deep-fried Butterfinger amulet. It menaces with spikes of deliciousness. On it is an image of a dwarf and deep-fried butter. The dwarf is having a heart attack.
The deep-fried butter is laughing.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #28825 on: March 12, 2013, 06:49:50 pm »

America: Number one leading cause of death is delicious food followed by being old enough that your body physically disintegrates. Fuck yeah.
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« Reply #28826 on: March 12, 2013, 07:04:40 pm »

America: Number one leading cause of death is delicious food followed by being old enough that your body physically disintegrates. Fuck yeah.
#1 - Heart failure
#2 - Heart failure

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« Reply #28827 on: March 12, 2013, 07:08:55 pm »

All I know about the US death rates it cancer is a big thing on it and Suicide is #8.
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« Reply #28828 on: March 12, 2013, 07:09:16 pm »

Heart failure: First, second, and fourth leading causes of death in America.
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RedKing

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #28829 on: March 12, 2013, 07:49:31 pm »

America: Number one leading cause of death is delicious food followed by being old enough that your body physically disintegrates. Fuck yeah.
#1 - Heart failure
#2 - Heart failure
Little-known fact: America is inhabited mostly by Time Lords.
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