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[RedKing]

My housemate's cat (one of the two, actually) is nae sa much a cat....as a walking fluffpile. Who likes to dart into my room as soon as the door is open, wend her way through the piled up boxes, and proceed to rub and shed ALL OVER MY STUFF.

I have become increasingly less gentle in removing her from my room. Pretty soon, it's gonna be cat-punting time.

[Coalwalker]

My housemate's cat (one of the two, actually) is nae sa much a cat....as a walking fluffpile. Who likes to dart into my room as soon as the door is open, wend her way through the piled up boxes, and proceed to rub and shed ALL OVER MY STUFF.

I have become increasingly less gentle in removing her from my room. Pretty soon, it's gonna be cat-punting time.

How high above the ground is your room? It may be time for a catapult.

[Dutchling]

My housemate is nae sa much a cat....as a walking fluffpile. Who likes to dart into my room as soon as the door is open, wend her way through the piled up boxes, and proceed to rub and shed ALL OVER MY STUFF.

I have become increasingly less gentle in removing her from my room. Pretty soon, it's gonna be cat-punting time.

This is what I read. I was confused.

[narkamorel]

i have just received heartfelt advice on manners in which human flesh can be cooked, complete with applicable spices and ways to dispose of things that can't be processed well (bones, hands/feet, heads) and this is coming from a guy i know fairly well

this better be pasted from somewhere, i don't want to think about it too much

[PanH]

Ever wondered why you had less and less friends ?

[Greiger]

i have just received heartfelt advice on manners in which human flesh can be cooked, complete with applicable spices and ways to dispose of things that can't be processed well (bones, hands/feet, heads) and this is coming from a guy i know fairly well

this better be pasted from somewhere, i don't want to think about it too much

I actually remember reading something like that once.  It was just so darn professional and stuff.  It read like some kind of professional chef journal article or something.   I recall it was just theory though, based on the prep of similar meats, and the author did not actually attempt it.  Still creepy though.
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I didn't notice this before but my programming teacher has a link to this on the front page of the class website, with the caption "Don't let this be you."

I both lol'd and WTF'd, I have some weird sense that makes me not doubt for a moment that there are many students like that, yet at the same time... how can there be students so stupid?

[miauw62]

You reminded me of a thread on the minecraft forums (back when they weren't so bad) about how to dispose of a corpse. It got derailed, and the admin said (probably paraphrased, it was a while ago):
'Please keep this thread on topic. This is a thread about how to correctly dispose of a corpse without leaving any evidence.

I never thought I'd say that.'

EDIT: I was just called an idiot by someone who believes that a new world order is ruling the earth.

Halp.

The wonders of SS13.
Both of these things.

[Knight of Fools]

Calling a hospital to take care of a payment that I already paid in full, but they're claiming I only partially paid. Entirely WTF in and of itself, but while waiting for someone to pick up, the recorded lady says, "If you want to make a credit card payment free of charge, please press 3."

Shoot, looks like I took the wrong payment method.

[RedKing]

Calling a hospital to take care of a payment that I already paid in full, but they're claiming I only partially paid. Entirely WTF in and of itself, but while waiting for someone to pick up, the recorded lady says, "If you want to make a credit card payment free of charge, please press 3."

Shoot, looks like I took the wrong payment method.

I'm guessing they mean sans service charge. You know, cause usually they like to charge you money for the act of taking your money.

[Knight of Fools]

I know, but it sounds unintentionally hilarious if taken literally.

[RedWarrior0]

Calling a hospital to take care of a payment that I already paid in full, but they're claiming I only partially paid. Entirely WTF in and of itself, but while waiting for someone to pick up, the recorded lady says, "If you want to make a credit card payment free of charge, please press 3."

Shoot, looks like I took the wrong payment method.

I'm guessing they mean sans service charge. You know, cause usually they like to charge you money for the act of taking your money.

Yo dawg, we heard you like taking money, so we put a service charge in your normal charge so you can take money while you take money?

[Karnewarrior]

The best part is the implication of a service charge charge. Which is probably charged again.

It's payment all the way down.

[RedWarrior0]

"So wait, you maxxed out your credit card going to McDonalds?" "Yep. The service charges really add up."

[Furtuka]

DC comics is killing off Damian.

[Scelly9]

DC comics is killing off Damian.

This is why I like comics. They actually have a good fatality rate.