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[MetalSlimeHunt]

Not sure if want to know or not.

I am referring to a certain conversation about a certain work of literatur writing discussed at an earlier point in this clusterfuc thread.

Let's talk about something else before MSH snaps and brutally murders all the people.

Oh please, I have far too much self control for all that.

Plus, I'm also Batman.

He is clearly posting from his water closet.

Would you like to borrow keep this fork, MSH?

You know perfectly well that is not what we call them in Gotham.

Not really sure what utensils have to do with this.

[Flying Dice]

You can stick a fork in MSH, because he's done.

[Frumple]

Nyeah, linking directly to poor quality erotica was probably ill advised. Just... to put it more bluntly than MSH was. If that's what MSH was talking about. If not, well. Still ill advised.

But yeah, folks do actually read that stuff... I guess. The couple of althistory stuff of a similar nature I've ran into among actual published works were... much more impressive. Probably because they were actual novels instead of penny-dreadful short-stories. But... yeah, that link should probably be removed voluntarily before it's removed by the Boss Toad.

[Aklyon]

Moon Logic.

Moon Logic, you say?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 

I could use more books.


You know, the great thing about that statement is that it's true no matter how many books one actually owns already.

Fanfiction, m'fellow, fan fiction. It's like a functionally infinite supply of books that grows. Faster than you can catch up. Original fiction and just plain free stuff just adds to the frothing tide of rampaging literature.

And that's just counting the good stuff! There's another tidal wave of bad stuff that's like nine times as large.

Never run out of things to read. This is what the internet hath wrought. And it is glorious. Albeit occasionally on fire.

It's like a bush...

Except someone lit the bush on fire...

But the bush grows really really fast, so it's not dying it's just growing while on fire...

And then SOPA tried to put water on it...

But they didn't realize that would make the bush grow out of control...

And eat your house...

And then your house was a bush...

And then the military is called in...

And they try to drop bombs on the bush to make it on fire again...

But the bush is now sentient...

And the bush knocks the bombs away like Lebron James...

And Lebron James is really good...

He plays basketball...

The internet isn't a fan of basketball though...

So maybe the internet doesn't like Lebron James...

Maybe Lebron James and the internet are fighting...

Except there are lots of people on the internet...

All kinds of people, from all over...

So no matter where Lebron James goes, he's hated by the internet...

Which is a burning bush that eats houses...

So Lebron James has to watch out for burning houses because they hate him...

So logically Lebron James would be afraid of burning houses...

And fear is usually turned into anger by men...

So Lebron James hates burning houses...

So maybe Lebron James becomes a firefighter to fight the burning houses...

But the internet fights back by growing even bigger...

Lebron James is fighting a losing battle...

The internet keeps growing faster, but Lebron James can't bring himself to slow the growth of the internet by lighting it on fire because he hates fire...

The world is englufed in leafy madness...

And it all hates Lebron James...

Lebron James becomes a freedom fighter against the planty overlords...

He's probably joined by a interacial group of politically correct friends...

Like Mr. Rogers...

So Mr. Rogers and Lebron James fight off the plants...

And maybe invent a time machine, to go back in time and kill the internet before it exists...

But the internet gets ahold of it and sends back a stealthy killer plant to kill Lebron James...

Just like in the Terminator...

Thus Lebron James is like John Carter of the internet.


Osaka Logic.

[Kadzar]

Fifty Bales of Hay makes me think of some sort of MLP-themed porn parody.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ  ಠ_ಠ

[Corai]

Spoiler: It's safe. (click to show/hide)

Nope, it's 50 Shades of Hay. Not bales.

... I'm sorry.

[Flying Dice]

As I recall, the last person who posted direct links/image to/of smut got permabanned. Might not be the best topic to stay on.

[Hanslanda]

Let's talk about something else. Like I suggested ten posts ago.

[olemars]

How about the freak meteor shower in Russia? 100-500 injured depending on tabloid.

[rhesusmacabre]

400 people in Russua injured by an exploding meteorite.

Given the 50m one due to pass by (safely) later today, I wonder if there'll be any more?


Ninja'd! Apparently it was just a single one so far, and it looks that way from the videos.

[Guardian G.I.]

Chelyabinsk meteorite caught on camera.
Military units around the city are on full alert. Reportedly, a surface-to-air missile unit opened fire on the meteor as it descended.

[Scelly9]

Chelyabinsk meteorite caught on camera.
Military units around the city are on full alert. Reportedly, a surface-to-air missile unit opened fire on the meteor as it descended.

Only in Russia do the citizens fire missiles at meteorites.

[kaenneth]

We cannot allow there to be a Meteor Gap.

[olemars]

Chelyabinsk meteorite caught on camera..

The pedestrians seem rather unconcerned about the huge fireball in the sky.