Wasn't sure weather this belongs in the WTF, sad, or rage threads, but here it goes.
So I'm working at a local 7-11. There's this crazy old black woman that comes in from time to time. She keeps yelling and hollering about conspiracy theories and the like. At first, it was an amusing diversion to converse with her. However, months later, getting on her good side seems to be taking it's toll. She just got louder, and more obnoxious. Tonight, she comes in and starts yelling at me from the back side of the counter area (there's a walkway around the back) and starts asking for me to get her some hotdogs off the grill. It's awkward, running back and forth from the register to her while a line is forming (and also I got a foot with chronic swelling). Then, she keeps trying to "talk" to me while I'm busy and dealing with customers (and generally trying to ignore her). Eventually she comes up to the counter and starts hollering about how she thinks I'm hitting on her. Then she starts something about her period which is somehow related to me supposedly hitting on her. Then she says "I flipped the sky and the earth 4 times yestahday! I bet you didn't even notice. You see, I got that kind uh powah!". She's being louder than usual (quite a feat). Did I mention there's a long line forming behind her, and she's occupying the space in front of my register? Yeah... I just want her to go away, but I'm not sure how to do it because I'm not sure how much of the shit she spews she actually believes.
Then I came up with this idea that the next time I see her, I would say our friendship was just a government experiment. I figure it would be hilarious for a few seconds, but that it would be kind of like playing russian roulette, except the bullets are replaced with badgers and marshmallows.