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[Knight of Fools]

You should keep it so they can carbon date it, as well.

[Truean]

Hell with that. Its not a bad chicken sammich....

[Skold]

I've had the same nightmare almost every night for close to two weeks now. I have it spoilered because it's kind of fucked up.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It's that one nightmare where I'm being raped in the bathroom of a McDonalds by monsters that look like giant grease-covered chicken nuggets with huge gaping maws. I think I need some help.

[Karlito]

Wasn't that Skyward Sword?

eeeyup

[Reelya]

I've had the same nightmare almost every night for close to two weeks now. I have it spoilered because it's kind of fucked up.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It's that one nightmare where I'm being raped in the bathroom of a McDonalds by monsters that look like giant grease-covered chicken nuggets with huge gaping maws. I think I need some help.

Lol sounds like something from that indie RPG Corruption of Champions, which is a WTF? of it's own (I don't recommend checking it out unless you're ok with extreme NSFW descriptions).

[Skold]

I've had the same nightmare almost every night for close to two weeks now. I have it spoilered because it's kind of fucked up.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It's that one nightmare where I'm being raped in the bathroom of a McDonalds by monsters that look like giant grease-covered chicken nuggets with huge gaping maws. I think I need some help.

Lol sounds like something from that indie RPG Corruption of Champions, which is a WTF? of it's own (I don't recommend checking it out unless you're ok with extreme NSFW descriptions).

So you think rape is funny? So you think the fact that I have nightmares about being raped is funny? Fuck you. I don't even get that kind of treatment on 4chan.

[Graknorke]

I've had the same nightmare almost every night for close to two weeks now. I have it spoilered because it's kind of fucked up.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It's that one nightmare where I'm being raped in the bathroom of a McDonalds by monsters that look like giant grease-covered chicken nuggets with huge gaping maws. I think I need some help.

Lol sounds like something from that indie RPG Corruption of Champions, which is a WTF? of it's own (I don't recommend checking it out unless you're ok with extreme NSFW descriptions).

So you think rape is funny? So you think the fact that I have nightmares about being raped is funny? Fuck you. I don't even get that kind of treatment on 4chan.

Because clearly everyone would interpret your original post as serious because it was completely sensible and not bizarre at all.
Completely.

[Truean]

(Sigh)

I think I might just go home.... Greatorder, thanks for the laugh, but...  just please no.

[Loud Whispers]

you used to have actual unicorns in North America (before humans arrived? May have had some overlap).

What.
When.

I think you're mixing them up with those little horse thingies...   or the fuzzy rhinos

French Canadians?

[The Darkling Wolf]

I'm worried that people are going to hate the new burgers now that they don't have horse in them any more.

[Loud Whispers]

You'll regret those words. In the night the horses will come. Your grain, your meats, your water.

Everything will fall taint to these venomous equines. They know no mercy in their skillful arts of horse poisoning.

[The Darkling Wolf]

Well yeah, but it's the principle of the matter. If you're marketed beefburgers, you don't want them to be 80% horsemeat.

[The Darkling Wolf]

It's not the fact that it's horse meat, it's the fact that it's not what was advertised. If your boss paid you a tenner for fifty quid's worth of work, you'd be annoyed. Doesn't matter that money's money, because it's not what you were promised

[Graknorke]

It's not the fact that it's horse meat, it's the fact that it's not what was advertised. If your boss paid you a tenner for fifty quid's worth of work, you'd be annoyed. Doesn't matter that money's money, because it's not what you were promised

But ten is less than fifty.
Getting a burger that's 1/3 horse doesn't mean that it's not a full burger.

[Loud Whispers]

Meat's meat.

Horsemeat is people?

This doesn't work. Not only does it make countries sad but it undermines global trust as well as consumer trust, whilst also clearly destroying the value of specific meats.

People didn't hunt for venison only to say "fuck it, let's get a rat, meat is meat."