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[MetalSlimeHunt]

I would legitimately not be surprised if Her Majesty really did rule the world. Things are going way too smoothly for it to be anyone else.

She is bizarrely long-lived for the descendant of a family that once suffered incestuous genetic failures.

SHE IS REALLY THE BRITAINWITCH IN HUMAN DISGUISE.

Nah, she just has access to the life-extension technology that members of the Elite Circle get so they can rule over you Sheeple.

[PanH]

I would legitimately not be surprised if Her Majesty really did rule the world. Things are going way too smoothly for it to be anyone else.

She is bizarrely long-lived for the descendant of a family that once suffered incestuous genetic failures.

I don't think getting his head chopped off is some sort of genetic failure. Or maybe.

[misko27]

Dis website man. I have fox news denouncing algebra and the "distrbutive property" as liberal propaganda. And A guy accusing OWS of being funded by literally every liberal organization ever, and wanting to destroy the middle class and leave only the powerless poor and the rich.

[Karnewarrior]

Britain needed an Iron Lady. Instead they got Queen Elizabeth, which many people thought was a mite bit of overkill, what with her being made of Tungsten and depleted Uranium.

[Aklyon]

Y'all are crazy, they'all be crazy, and the brits are gonna take our worlds.

How would that fit in with the rest of the actual crazy you guys are pointing out?

[lemon10]

It appears to be a giant eye made of blood there Dhokarena.

Congratulations, you get a internets for your outstandingly hillarious (probably slightly more then it should have been) joke.

Also, most atheists are evil dictators.

Time to switch philosophies then.

Nonsense, having a 70% chance to become a dictator is the only reason I am an atheist at all.

[Lagslayer]

Is it possible to self-parody if there was nothing presented before said parody?

[penguinofhonor]

Also, most atheists are evil dictators.

Time to switch philosophies then.

Nonsense, having a 70% chance to become a dictator is the only reason I am an atheist at all.

I am one of the unlucky ones. My only hope is to have a lot of atheist children so I'm statistically guaranteed to raise a dictator.

[MaximumZero]

I am having way, way too much fun being a LARGE HAM around my girlfriend. I just read her the entire Evil Overlord's List in a halfway decent Evil Overlord voice. Someday soon, I'll really pour on the ham, when there's no chance of waking up my daughter.

MUAHAHAHA!

[Tellemurius]

man quit spammin us, its bad enough we got the mystery meat being passed around.

[MaximumZero]

Also, most atheists are evil dictators.

Time to switch philosophies then.

Nonsense, having a 70% chance to become a dictator is the only reason I am an atheist at all.

I am one of the unlucky ones. My only hope is to have a lot of atheist children so I'm statistically guaranteed to raise a dictator.

Tell you what. I'll have your kids come play/be mentored by my kid, and I'll teach them all self-defense. One of them will surely wind up learning how to force choke someone.

[penguinofhonor]

My roomate across the hall's boyfriend just climbed up our fire escape, knocked on my window, and asked me to let him in so he could see her. Not knowing what else to say in this situation, I agreed.

He came in smelling strongly of liquor, which solved what his motivation was. Now he's been knocking on her door for like two minutes and I'm afraid he's going to do something stupid and it's going to be my fault. What the fuck do you do when some dude is standing right outside your window?

[Imp]

What the fuck do you do when some dude is standing right outside your window?

Calling the police is always an option!

[penguinofhonor]

Yeah, but I knew him, he was completely friendly, too far away to smell like booze, and just asking to get in to see his girlfriend, which seemed pretty non-suspicious.

They're just fucking now so I guess it turned out well.

[Kadzar]

Is that...is that Queen Elizabeth at the tippy-top?

The Mastermind, of it all. The eye just represents her UNENDING GAZE.

So it turns out that Queen Elizabeth was really Lord Sauron all along? That certainly casts the LotR trilogy in a new light.