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[lordcooper]

The best programmer of a company "outsourced" his work to China for fifth of his pay and spent his work days surfing the internet watching cat videos.

I swear The Onion has a video about doing this.

[Skyrunner]

I saw that a long time ago xD I was talking with the person who showed me it that if the man had been smart enough to set up a proxy server in his home, from where the Chinese contractors would access the work server, he would have been able to keep it up for longer. xD

[Tellemurius]

nah the problem was he gave them access to the VPN of his office, you cant really hide from that, this should remind people to appreicate your job more

[RedKing]

Well no, she's right. If they had been connecting to a box in his house, then connecting to VPN from there, the traffic would have been opaque to the security audit. Hell, I spend half the day connecting through two or three different boxes that obfuscate my location. Gets kind of amusing when cookies get confused and I start getting localized ads for the DC metro area, or California or Chicago.

[Tellemurius]

Well no, she's right. If they had been connecting to a box in his house, then connecting to VPN from there, the traffic would have been opaque to the security audit. Hell, I spend half the day connecting through two or three different boxes that obfuscate my location. Gets kind of amusing when cookies get confused and I start getting localized ads for the DC metro area, or California or Chicago.

yes but that would eat up cat video bandwidth

[Karnewarrior]

Wait how did I miss Skyrunner is a girl?

Were you always a girl?
I ask because several people on here were not in fact always a girl.

[Skyrunner]

Ah, but the opportunity cost is minimized! He gets to stay longer (and watch more cat videos) if he keeps his job, even if his day-to-day cat video quota is decreased.

...Assuming humans are rational, of course. And make rational decisions.

Well no, she's right. If they had been connecting to a box in his house, then connecting to VPN from there, the traffic would have been opaque to the security audit. Hell, I spend half the day connecting through two or three different boxes that obfuscate my location. Gets kind of amusing when cookies get confused and I start getting localized ads for the DC metro area, or California or Chicago.

Whenever I have the opportunity to use Tor, Google gets all confused and directs me to French Google.

Wait how did I miss Skyrunner is a girl?

Were you always a girl?
I ask because several people on here were not in fact always a girl.

Yep, for all 17 and almost 1 year more duration of my life.

[Tellemurius]

Wait how did I miss Skyrunner is a girl?

Were you always a girl?
I ask because several people on here were not in fact always a girl.

wait we can be girls sometimes? imma capitalize on this.

[Frumple]

wait we can be girls sometimes? imma capitalize on this.

I... this...

... this is irony, right? I can truthfully point to this and note it as an example of an ironic statement?

[Tellemurius]

do explain more, i can't seem to process the idea(siiiiiiiick) that my statement is a ironic joke, joke non of the less but ironic?

[Karnewarrior]

Wait how did I miss Skyrunner is a girl?

Were you always a girl?
I ask because several people on here were not in fact always a girl.

wait we can be girls sometimes? imma capitalize on this.

Capitalize on transexuality?

Whut.

Well I guess here would be the place to do it we have a lot of transgendered people here. Probably a much larger proportion than most IRL places.

[Frumple]

do explain more, i can't seem to process the idea(siiiiiiiick) that my statement is a ironic joke, joke non of the less but ironic?

Stating you're going to capitalize on something via a set of sentences that capitalized absolutely nothing (except maybe /?), along with the general aversion-to-shift-and/or-capslock thing you have going.

[Tellemurius]

yea im going to bed, i did not understand what you just said.....

[Siquo]

do explain more, i can't seem to process the idea(siiiiiiiick) that my statement is a ironic joke, joke non of the less but ironic?

Stating you're going to capitalize on something via a set of sentences that capitalized absolutely nothing (except maybe /?), along with the general aversion-to-shift-and/or-capslock thing you have going.

Didn't even see that. That is kinda unintentionally funny

[penguinofhonor]

The newest Unsounded. It's a fetus forest.