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[pisskop]

Is there a 'I think its pretty awesome' thread?

[Aklyon]

Is there a 'I think its pretty awesome' thread?

You could use the happy thread.

[pisskop]

Fair 'nuff.

[Neonivek]

I was read a old article on how a wife should welcome a husband home.

50%+ of this was... genuinly good advice that everyone should follow O_O: For example not heckling someone the second they get home.

And 25% of it were things that are a good idea if you just want someone to feel special that day.

I really wasn't expecting that. You always hear so much about how irrational they were of women roles back then.

I mean 25% was the same old sexist garbage... Yet I am surprised it wasn't much higher.

[kaenneth]

http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/crime/nypd-questions-7-year-old-boy-wilson-reyes-10-hours-regarding-robbery

Not the article, but one of the comments:

Richard Evans

the really good kick to the tenders involves hitting the Taint area first with yer every day steeled toed footware. Pressing up into the nerve cluster and then impinging on the prostrate complex (how embarrassing if it triggers an involuntary reflex or two) the top of the foot/boot should then cover the danglies and help them internalize into their host as your foot slows down (makes that pain extra slow and lingering). Be sure to follow through and lift said subject off the ground so that by the time they return to earth their muscles have turned to screaming jello. Pull foot back before sphincter muscles spasm in sympathy. - That's the dwarven way of putting foot to arse or tenders. Your mileage and effectiveness may vary. Not responsible for damaged ear drums, broken toes, or drycleaning/shoe repair.

[freeformschooler]

Sure is some storm in WNC. Going downstairs now because there's a tornado warning that just shot off. Hope MSH and the other NC-dwellers are doing alright.

[Phantom of The Library]

Sure is some storm in WNC. Going downstairs now because there's a tornado warning that just shot off. Hope MSH and the other NC-dwellers are doing alright.

You know, I was about to come in here and complain about the weather jumping down about 50 degrees in the space of a day, but you got me beat.  How bad are they looking?

[freeformschooler]

Sure is some storm in WNC. Going downstairs now because there's a tornado warning that just shot off. Hope MSH and the other NC-dwellers are doing alright.

You know, I was about to come in here and complain about the weather jumping down about 50 degrees in the space of a day, but you got me beat.  How bad are they looking?

My backyard and the neighbor's backyard have been connected by a small river flowing in between them that didn't exist a few hours ago.

[Loud Whispers]

Sure is some storm in WNC. Going downstairs now because there's a tornado warning that just shot off. Hope MSH and the other NC-dwellers are doing alright.

You know, I was about to come in here and complain about the weather jumping down about 50 degrees in the space of a day, but you got me beat.  How bad are they looking?

My backyard and the neighbor's backyard have been connected by a small river flowing in between them that didn't exist a few hours ago.

Claim sovereignty over your new rightful lands.

[Phantom of The Library]

Sure is some storm in WNC. Going downstairs now because there's a tornado warning that just shot off. Hope MSH and the other NC-dwellers are doing alright.

You know, I was about to come in here and complain about the weather jumping down about 50 degrees in the space of a day, but you got me beat.  How bad are they looking?

My backyard and the neighbor's backyard have been connected by a small river flowing in between them that didn't exist a few hours ago.

Yeesh, one of those, eh.

Claim sovereignty over your new rightful lands.

This is the only logical course of action. You must exploit these circumstances to their fullest potential and redraw the maps! 

THE PETUNIAS SHALL BE YOURS!

Assuming of course that your neighbor has petunias. If not, just kidnap their dog, canoe back, and ransom him for some later.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

It's raining so hard that a section of the sidewalk collapsed into the sewers. So much rain. Not even a jacket could protect me. The horror, the horror.

[kisame12794]

It's raining so hard that a section of the sidewalk collapsed into the sewers. So much rain. Not even a jacket could protect me. The horror, the horror.

A section of the cavern has collapsed!

[Aklyon]

Obviously you need something better than a jacket then. You need a coat. (Preferably one from the northern states, since they just seem to hold up better as far as I've seen. Dunno how else to explain why my old slightly too small coat seems to work better than the poofy one I got here)

[Mr Space Cat]

This. From a local newspaper in Leander, Texas.

A teenager became so angry when her parents took her cell phone away that she sliced her father's leg with a razor blade and stabbed her stepmother in the shoulder with a butcher knife...

...the father and the stepmother had decided to take away the girl's cell phone because of her "poor behavior."

...The father's wounds required staples and stitches and the stepmother's injuries required stitches. Authorities said the girl confessed to the incident before she was arrested.

She's seventeen, according to the newspaper. At least she had the sense to have confessed, but still, WTF humanity? Surely there's better topics to violently assault people over.

[Loud Whispers]

She's seventeen, according to the newspaper. At least she had the sense to have confessed, but still, WTF humanity? Surely there's better topics to violently assault people over.

How many actions do you make where you have had no prior thought over?