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[misko27]

I wish I was obvious to everyone. At least, to the person. I'd love to let soemthing slip. Unfortunately, I am shy, and can lie and keep secrets better then the CIA.
 
It gets to the point I would have paid to let someone slip to the person how I felt.

[penguinofhonor]

I'm not so obvious that people say "you like her" but I'm obvious enough that nobody is surprised if I tell them.

[FearfulJesuit]

Today I learned that the female hyena gives birth through her penis.

[MagmaMcFry]

Today I learned that the female hyena gives birth through her penis.

*looks at your avatar* Damn liberal hyenas.

[RedKing]

I'm apparently pretty obvious too, if it's a strong attraction. Like, chibi-eyed and grinning from ear to ear if the attention is returned. Any more, and I'd be squeeing and saying KAWAIIIIII!!!!. 

[FearfulJesuit]

See, I sort of freak and act reserved and don't make eye contact.

[ScriptWolf]

Saw a advert for the movie "warm bodies" movie writers and book writers need to cut this shit out right now!.

So basically like twilight the girl is into necrophilia and wants to fuck a corpse and does by the end of the movie.

[MaximumZero]

I saw half a commercial for a movie titled "Bullet To The Head". WTF is that anti-creative bullshit?

[RedKing]

See, I sort of freak and act reserved and don't make eye contact.

I do that initially, because I'm awash in feelings of unworthiness and insecurity. Then once I get a smile and/or some kind of confirmed signal of attraction, that all falls away and I go all puppy-dog eyes.

I saw half a commercial for a movie titled "Bullet To The Head". WTF is that anti-creative bullshit?

I'm going to make an action movie called "Stuff Blows Up".
It's practically begging for a sequel, "More Stuff Blows Up".
Maybe a trilogy, "Yet More Stuff Blows Up, Again".

[ScriptWolf]

I saw half a commercial for a movie titled "Bullet To The Head". WTF is that anti-creative bullshit?

 To me mixing romantic crap with general supernatural lore makes me cringe.

But that movie seems to be trying to play off twilight success

Also I don't care much for movies anyway. But I was forced though having to watch twilight and all sequels >,>

[MaximumZero]

Ex-wife tried to force me to watch Twilight with her. 10 minutes in, I hopped up off the couch, said, "Fuck this nonsense," and went back to DF, which at least makes a little bit of sense.

[ScriptWolf]

Ex-wife tried to force me to watch Twilight with her. 10 minutes in, I hopped up off the couch, said, "Fuck this nonsense," and went back to DF, which at least makes a little bit of sense.

My partner gave me no choice T.T and we had to go to the cinema.  knowing my luck I will get dragged kicking and screaming to that movie as well

[MaximumZero]

So...don't go. Just say, "I'm not interested, take one of your friends instead."

Failing that, tell your SO that if you have to take her to a crappy movie, she has to take you to the sports bar for a full game of football or something. Don't put up with bullshit like that, man. It isn't healthy.

[ScriptWolf]

So...don't go. Just say, "I'm not interested, take one of your friends instead."

Failing that, tell your SO that if you have to take her to a crappy movie, she has to take you to the sports bar for a full game of football or something. Don't put up with bullshit like that, man. It isn't healthy.

oh no I don't put up with it i do get stuff in return by going to the horrible movies though haha

[RedKing]

Ex-wife tried to force me to watch Twilight with her. 10 minutes in, I hopped up off the couch, said, "Fuck this nonsense," and went back to DF, which at least makes a little bit of sense.

Ditto. Actually, I was already at the computer (which was near the TV). Tried watching bits and pieces, chose to just make smartass critiques instead. Don't think that was appreciated. However, not a single fuck was given.