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[miauw62]

I don't even.

[penguinofhonor]

Welcome to 2006.

[dei]

That guy... needs medication.  Perhaps the kind that involves a coat that restrains his arms and a padded room.

The voices in his head that he thinks are God, Satan, and three telepaths tell him not to take his medication. He listen to either them or the pastor of the church that he goes to when it comes to anything that relates to a decision. At least the other schizophrenic who I share an apartment with just thinks that the police have telepathic powers and that if he signs a contract needed to be signed in order to live here that the police will use those telepathic powers to read and steal his thoughts.

Still doesn't top the time where at my old complex I had to share a room with a schizophrenic man who every night would get up and start screaming about raping and impregnating minorities while I was trying to sleep. I ended up moving to a different apartment in that complex, one that I shared with a meth addict who now happens to be in prison for trying to kill a police officer. I then shared that apartment with a Vietnam veteran who had been practicing the Kabbalah for forty years and claimed to know some of the big names of the New Age scene before my landlord lost that property and four others to foreclosure. I then moved to where I am at now, and have to deal with twenty or so individuals both like and both better and worse than Andrew.

Luckily, most of them spend their days not bothering me or even realizing that I live here. However I still end up cleaning up after most of them, and when I first moved here I even cooked most of the meals. I still feel more like a maid and a handler than a resident and a tenant. At least unlike both an upperclassman at one of the schools I went to and several females at the community college I used to go to none of them have either threatened me with or tried to rape me yet. I still have nightmares about women in sweatpants thanks to them.

[Neonivek]

The voices in his head that he thinks are God, Satan, and three telepaths tell him not to take his medication. He listen to either them or the pastor of the church that he goes to when it comes to anything that relates to a decision. At least the other schizophrenic who I share an apartment with just thinks that the police have telepathic powers and that if he signs a contract needed to be signed in order to live here that the police will use those telepathic powers to read and steal his thoughts.

So, they are outright insane.

[dei]

The voices in his head that he thinks are God, Satan, and three telepaths tell him not to take his medication. He listen to either them or the pastor of the church that he goes to when it comes to anything that relates to a decision. At least the other schizophrenic who I share an apartment with just thinks that the police have telepathic powers and that if he signs a contract needed to be signed in order to live here that the police will use those telepathic powers to read and steal his thoughts.

So, they are outright insane.

Yes. I've only known one schizophrenic individual who wasn't insane. He was part of a bowling team the next town over and ate mostly yogurt and casino buffet food. The only weird thing he ever did was brush off his hallucinations, which in reality made me think he had Tourettes Syndrome until he told me he was schizophrenic.

Also I forgot to mention that Antonio, the one that thinks the police have telepathic powers, also thinks that if you chat on the internet the other person will be able to read your thoughts and such. The only websites he ever goes to are Youtube and Craigslist, and mostly Youtube because he adores cute and cuddly animals as much as I do. I get along better with him than Andrew, because when Andrew is not trying to force religion down his throat he's doing things that make me wonder if he's going to rape me in my sleep.

I'm afraid to use one of the bathrooms in this apartment because it's the one Andrew uses. Granted, I have a paranoid personality due to years of abuse and bullying, but my god I really shouldn't have to be afraid to use a bathroom in my own apartment. Yet I am because of one fuckwit who sexually harasses me, sniffs my farts, and on some occasions blatantly tells me to touch his peter moments after he either whacks off while calling my name, whacks off while singing Christian Rock, or holds his penis and acts like it's a hyperactive dog on a leash. Usually with the door open or once in a while out in the living room.

Honestly, what the fuck? Did I piss off some mad god in the process of moving into this apartment complex? Some days I wonder if this isn't some kind of divine retribution or just the Demiurge fucking with me.

[Scoops Novel]

Which state are you in Dei (edit), to give rise to this much bad luck? I've read through your post and at first i struggled to grasp it wasn't fictional. How did this happen (edit:) consecutively? Yes, trickster gods are competing for your soul.

[Euld]

Ah yes, I remember now how difficult it was to get my schizo brother to start taking meds regularly.  Took probably a year of convincing, hospital visits where the medication was forced on him, and finally demanding he only take his meds when someone else is around to make sure he takes them.  Even then :/  given the right time and place, he'd probably stop taking them.  Oh yeah, and my parents told him that if he ever stopped taking his meds entirely, they'd simply remove him from the house entirely.  We aren't going through that again, if he wants to put us all through that again.

[Aklyon]

You probably didn't piss of a mad god. You probably only got their attention and they were bored at the time.

[RedWarrior0]

Hail Xom!

[Descan]

For some reason I am trying to seal a plastic water bottle with a screw on cap shut with a lighter.
Just burned myself, giving this up.

Try a wax seal? :3

Oh, and I tried to mock dei with language like "cray-cray" but I actually couldn't think of anything of that caliber? (don't worry, dei, buddy. I mock everyone~ Especially mah self :3c)

What the hell, my vocabulary is narrower than I thought. Just in the upper bands, rather than the normal-narrow-vocabulary lower-bands.

Anyway, dei, I hope that guy doesn't put you off homosexuals in general, as people. If he is a homosexual. He might just be insane. We're not all like that. ;P

[Rose]

This video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZfmPREbTd8

Warning, not safe for sanity.

[Flying Dice]

This video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZfmPREbTd8

Warning, not safe for sanity.

He's outdone himself this time.

[lordcooper]

I knew that would be Cyriak before even clicking.

[Truean]

Three appointments back to back cancel with 0 notice to me. I called, I texted. Not entirely sure what I'm supposed to do here to help people. They will blame the appointed lawyer (more or less public defender but different) who they never bothered to see.... Good luck finding a lawyer to see you on Weekends anyhow most of the time.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Seen it.