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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14972564 times)

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« Reply #25800 on: January 18, 2013, 07:45:36 pm »

I can remember all of that exept for the exact number of hitpoints.  He also had some special dialogue stuff. 
I wish they made a Warcraft IV instead of all the WoW stuff.
I don't remember all the details about his life. He was just a simple captain (an improved footman) in the campaign, and had some dialogue, but that's all, no ? Where does all this story come from ?
And Warcraft III is still pretty lively (but I wouldn't say no to a good War4)
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« Reply #25801 on: January 18, 2013, 08:00:21 pm »

In fact, he's so important that he's now two blokes.
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« Reply #25802 on: January 18, 2013, 08:25:02 pm »

I just out of nowhere came up with the following question.

You are on death row. You have a choice of two execution methods.

In the first method, you will breathe in a fine dust made from powdered box jellyfish tentacles and left to die of pneumonia.
In the second method, we will do a spinal tap and mix some of your spinal fluid with bee venom. I don't actually know if this would kill you.

Which do you choose?
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« Reply #25803 on: January 18, 2013, 08:28:59 pm »

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« Reply #25804 on: January 18, 2013, 08:30:27 pm »

Third method. Cut out my guts and hang me with them.
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« Reply #25805 on: January 18, 2013, 08:31:55 pm »

Fourth method. Get my lawyer and bog them down with legal shit for decades, which is what tends to happen in capital punishment cases.
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« Reply #25806 on: January 18, 2013, 08:32:14 pm »

I just out of nowhere came up with the following question.

You are on death row. You have a choice of two execution methods.

In the first method, you will breathe in a fine dust made from powdered box jellyfish tentacles and left to die of pneumonia.
In the second method, we will do a spinal tap and mix some of your spinal fluid with bee venom. I don't actually know if this would kill you.

Which do you choose?
I choose third option - nuclear bomb.
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« Reply #25807 on: January 18, 2013, 09:02:32 pm »

For some reason I am trying to seal a plastic water bottle with a screw on cap shut with a lighter.
Just burned myself, giving this up.
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« Reply #25808 on: January 18, 2013, 09:09:02 pm »

I just out of nowhere came up with the following question.

You are on death row. You have a choice of two execution methods.

In the first method, you will breathe in a fine dust made from powdered box jellyfish tentacles and left to die of pneumonia.
In the second method, we will do a spinal tap and mix some of your spinal fluid with bee venom. I don't actually know if this would kill you.

Which do you choose?
Second option, since it probably won't work. And from what I know, if they don't kill you on the first try, they can't try again(cruel and unusual punishment, I guess).

Actually, both of those would most likely fall under cruel and unusual.
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« Reply #25809 on: January 18, 2013, 09:12:23 pm »

Second might not work. Bee venom is mostly anticoagulant (useless in cerebrospinal fluid) and irritant. Given that, it would give you a very improbable form of meningitis, but not kill you unless the resultant meningitis was bad enough.

Please note that I have no clue what I'm talking about and am only operating off of guesswork, so if you ever have to put bee venom in your cerebrospinal fluid you may not want to listen to me.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #25810 on: January 18, 2013, 10:43:59 pm »

http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/cops-face-charges-killing-elk-220848858--abc-news-topstories.html

Really?

We don't seem to care about other human beings dying nearly as much as we do "Big Boy," or "Rufus," or "Humphrey" or whatever the bastard's name was....

"Ruuufus, would probably taste good with mustard...."
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« Reply #25811 on: January 18, 2013, 10:58:13 pm »

Reminds me of all those reports a while back of policemen gunning down pretty much anyone for any reason and getting off scot free.  Then they kill an elk and they get busted.  I don't even.

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« Reply #25812 on: January 18, 2013, 11:15:31 pm »

Reminds me of all those reports a while back of policemen gunning down pretty much anyone for any reason and getting off scot free.  Then they kill an elk and they get busted.  I don't even.

Rufus wandered through people's backyards eating their plants. Clearly this is why he should've lived and those others should die. How else are people gonna get rid of mom's ugly flowers without upsetting her....
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« Reply #25813 on: January 18, 2013, 11:35:21 pm »

My roommates are a daily source of "What the fuck?" moments, though at the very least now when Andrew beats off with the door open or in the shower he's singing Christian rock instead of calling my name. However now he has this weird habit of standing behind me and mumbling.

I haven't wanted to see someone dragged into the streets and shot this badly since that time my brother put my favorite stuffed animal in the cat's litterbox and covered it with cat shit. I still haven't forgiven him for that.
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« Reply #25814 on: January 19, 2013, 03:57:36 am »

That guy... needs medication.  Perhaps the kind that involves a coat that restrains his arms and a padded room.
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