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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #25440 on: January 11, 2013, 03:56:24 pm »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #25441 on: January 11, 2013, 03:56:38 pm »
Simple, Crosses are made of wood. As are the frames or even the entirity of a modern church.

Step one to planting your own church is finding a good fertile ground. Giant beams of light or large clusters of angels are often a good clue.

Step 2 is the preparation of the ground. Remove all the vegetation, and sprankle the ground with plenty holy water and holy anointing oil. In cases of shortage the purified blood of infidels and heretics can also be used.

Step 3 Is planting the cross firmly in the ground. Make sure it's facing East, and turned the right way up. Also, watch out that it doesn't crack and that it's perfectly perpendicular to the ground. After you did this, walk away from the cross. It's important not to look back.

After a half year, or a even 2-3 months if the weather is well and God is with you, return to the place for the final refurbishments. Add carpets and candles, brush of the paintings, oil the doors and don't forget to remove the salt statues. Those aren't part of the design. Watch out when sounding the clocks at the first time. Depending on the time of the year and the type of the wood used, it's possible that pinecones, coconuts or even chocolate eggs might fall out.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #25442 on: January 11, 2013, 04:01:30 pm »
Quote from: GlyphGryph on January 11, 2013, 03:08:23 pm
Since those are based on your datamined search history... what sort of stuff have YOU been looking at lately?

I don't actually know what planting churches means.
Maybe it's a euphemism. Y'know, like "plowing the field".
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #25443 on: January 11, 2013, 04:06:16 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on January 11, 2013, 04:01:30 pm
Quote from: GlyphGryph on January 11, 2013, 03:08:23 pm
Since those are based on your datamined search history... what sort of stuff have YOU been looking at lately?

I don't actually know what planting churches means.
Maybe it's a euphemism. Y'know, like "plowing the field".
I planted a church once.

It was an experience, let me tell you. Freaky Deeky.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #25444 on: January 11, 2013, 09:24:36 pm »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #25445 on: January 11, 2013, 09:31:01 pm »
Quote from: Jopax on January 11, 2013, 09:24:36 pm
HOW ARE THEY EVEN STILL IN BUISNESS!?!?!?!?

I used to go to Gametrailers everyday because they had the easiest system where I can go and find out game info without wadding through any menues.

There is NO site that does that now adays... not even Gametrailers.

And while sites DO offer a similar thing they are heavily filtered.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #25446 on: January 11, 2013, 09:35:19 pm »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #25447 on: January 11, 2013, 09:37:23 pm »
Quote from: Jopax on January 11, 2013, 09:24:36 pm
HOW ARE THEY EVEN STILL IN BUISNESS!?!?!?!?
THis is why we can't have nice things more new RTSes. Because of public idiots like him.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #25448 on: January 11, 2013, 09:50:13 pm »
Eh, real-time strategy games have always been kind of weak from what I've seen. Against AI it's usually either too easy or utterly ridiculous, and against people it becomes clickspam.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #25449 on: January 11, 2013, 09:53:40 pm »
Quote from: Neonivek on January 11, 2013, 09:31:01 pm
Quote from: Jopax on January 11, 2013, 09:24:36 pm
HOW ARE THEY EVEN STILL IN BUISNESS!?!?!?!?

I used to go to Gametrailers everyday because they had the easiest system where I can go and find out game info without wadding through any menues.

There is NO site that does that now adays... not even Gametrailers.

And while sites DO offer a similar thing they are heavily filtered.
I'm personally a fan of Giant Bomb, they're pretty good. Especially relative to their competitors.
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« Reply #25450 on: January 11, 2013, 10:17:11 pm »
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Quote from: Jopax on January 11, 2013, 12:30:13 pm
Saw the Oscar nominees. Most are expected, yet Cloud Atlas is missing. What the flying shit guys, how do you pass up something like that!?!?!?
It didn't do well in the box office charts in Murrica. Therefore, it is unworthy of any recognition for being a decent film.

Popularity contests.

Haven't even heard of it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #25451 on: January 11, 2013, 10:59:51 pm »
WTH.
Petition: Persuade SK to accept Japan's proposal on territory dispute over islets.

And it has 30000 freaking votes. ._.
Does that mean 'bully SK into giving up what is by their view obviously their territory'?
It seems Japan's propaganda worked. :/ Next time, they should try 'Persuade Pakestein into giving up the Gaza Strip'. >.>

This could also be raeg...
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« Reply #25452 on: January 11, 2013, 11:01:10 pm »
And its on the white house site because...
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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« Reply #25453 on: January 11, 2013, 11:02:01 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on January 11, 2013, 09:50:13 pm
Eh, real-time strategy games have always been kind of weak from what I've seen. Against AI it's usually either too easy or utterly ridiculous, and against people it becomes clickspam.
RTSs are ones of the best thing to play with a friend in LAN. Or customs maps.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #25454 on: January 11, 2013, 11:02:35 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on January 11, 2013, 11:01:10 pm
And its on the white house site because...
People.
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