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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #25320 on: January 09, 2013, 08:32:56 pm »

French resistance movements and Russian winters are both secretly on the payroll of the Luxembourgian Intelligence Agency.
I have this grand vision that the whole world geopolitical scheme is a shadow war being waged between Canada and Luxemborg and Switzerland.
I want to see this game made now.

I'm imagining something like Assassins Creed mixed with Deus Ex, you get to choose a side; The Shadow Queen of Canada (who lives in Boston, natch), The Luxembourgian Central Intelligence Agency (in control of most of western Europe and southern America), and The Swiss Spec Ops team,a coalition of the only truely free countries of the world (China, North Korea, Vietnam, and New Zealand).

You play a cybernetically altered soldier built by Luxembourg to win the shadow war that's been raging since 1585. But your first mission goes wrong, and you become a free agent, eventually either freeing the world from the Shadow Queen, submitting to the unrelenting tides of the LCIA, or "liberating" the world from the hands of shadow governments and drawing the evil into the light where it can be disposed of. Or, you can be a rogue agent, slaughtering your way through every faction you encounter, and leaving the world united under the U.N. Who were behind the whole thing from the beginning, and were only preparing humanity for assimilation by the secret powerhouse of Andorra.


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I remember me and a couple friends had these fake plans to invade Liechtenstein in order to take control of the stamp industry.

Then years later, I saw this news report about how swiss troops invaded Liechtenstein, and all I could think was "It has begun... lol".

For those who may not have caught that story, it was a really inconsequential thing. The swiss soldiers were doing training exercises and accidentally crossed the border a little bit.

Just thought I'd add a little lol to your WTF today.
At this point any offensive at all by the Swiss is a surprise attack. I wonder what would happen if they suddenly went all third reich?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #25321 on: January 09, 2013, 08:36:43 pm »

And then the UN is really a proxy for one guy in Antarctica, who orchestrated the whole war.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #25322 on: January 09, 2013, 08:43:57 pm »

The Swiss wouldn't be going Third Reich. It would be the First Swiss Reich.

And ALL WOULD FALL BEFORE IT.

Seriously, using Swiss Mercenaries was a WAR CRIME during the medieval ages. A FUCKING WAR CRIME.
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« Reply #25323 on: January 09, 2013, 08:45:19 pm »

The Swiss wouldn't be going Third Reich. It would be the First Swiss Reich.

And ALL WOULD FALL BEFORE IT.

Seriously, using Swiss Mercenaries was a WAR CRIME during the medieval ages. A FUCKING WAR CRIME.
They're just that Swiss.
It is also notable that a lot of Metis are descended from Swiss mercs.
I happen to be faintly Metis.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #25324 on: January 09, 2013, 08:45:40 pm »

And then the UN is really a proxy for one guy in Antarctica, who orchestrated the whole war.
Dude you cannot tell people about Joe, it'll get you killed!
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« Reply #25325 on: January 09, 2013, 08:47:04 pm »

And then the UN is really a proxy for one guy in Antarctica, who orchestrated the whole war.
Dude you cannot tell people about Joe, it'll get you killed!
ANGRY JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE
But seriously guys, there's this guy named Joe - huh. Some Chinese guy named Yu got killed.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #25326 on: January 09, 2013, 08:48:31 pm »

The Swiss wouldn't be going Third Reich. It would be the First Swiss Reich.

And ALL WOULD FALL BEFORE IT.

Seriously, using Swiss Mercenaries was a WAR CRIME during the medieval ages. A FUCKING WAR CRIME.
They're just that Swiss.
It is also notable that a lot of Metis are descended from Swiss mercs.
I happen to be faintly Metis.


What is this Metis of which you speak?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #25327 on: January 09, 2013, 08:49:11 pm »

The Swiss wouldn't be going Third Reich. It would be the First Swiss Reich.

And ALL WOULD FALL BEFORE IT.

Seriously, using Swiss Mercenaries was a WAR CRIME during the medieval ages. A FUCKING WAR CRIME.
They're just that Swiss.
It is also notable that a lot of Metis are descended from Swiss mercs.
I happen to be faintly Metis.


What is this Metis of which you speak?
Half Indian Aboriginal, half French/Swiss.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #25328 on: January 09, 2013, 09:33:01 pm »

The Swiss wouldn't be going Third Reich. It would be the First Swiss Reich.

And ALL WOULD FALL BEFORE IT.

Seriously, using Swiss Mercenaries was a WAR CRIME during the medieval ages. A FUCKING WAR CRIME.
Actually that was more recent.  Around the time of whatever that convention was in the 1800s.b So using them in SEMI-MODERN times is a war crime. 
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #25329 on: January 09, 2013, 09:36:13 pm »

Swizterland: Populated exclusively by walking war-crimes.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #25331 on: January 09, 2013, 09:55:02 pm »

Swizterland: Populated exclusively by walking war-crimes.
But yet they never get in any wars. 
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #25332 on: January 09, 2013, 09:55:33 pm »

Swizterland: Populated exclusively by walking war-crimes.
But yet they never get in any wars.


Reality: Fucking confusing.
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« Reply #25333 on: January 09, 2013, 09:56:39 pm »

Swizterland: Populated exclusively by walking war-crimes.
But yet they never get in any wars.


Reality: Fucking confusing.
The Swiss obviously are waiting for the rest of us to develop plasma tach so they can take us down with sharpened sticks and gloat.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #25334 on: January 09, 2013, 09:56:48 pm »

I think the crime's in getting Switzerland involved in a war.
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