French resistance movements and Russian winters are both secretly on the payroll of the Luxembourgian Intelligence Agency.
I have this grand vision that the whole world geopolitical scheme is a shadow war being waged between Canada and Luxemborg and Switzerland.
I want to see this game made now.
I'm imagining something like Assassins Creed mixed with Deus Ex, you get to choose a side; The Shadow Queen of Canada (who lives in Boston, natch), The Luxembourgian Central Intelligence Agency (in control of most of western Europe and southern America), and The Swiss Spec Ops team,a coalition of the only truely free countries of the world (China, North Korea, Vietnam, and New Zealand).
You play a cybernetically altered soldier built by Luxembourg to win the shadow war that's been raging since 1585. But your first mission goes wrong, and you become a free agent, eventually either freeing the world from the Shadow Queen, submitting to the unrelenting tides of the LCIA, or "liberating" the world from the hands of shadow governments and drawing the evil into the light where it can be disposed of. Or, you can be a rogue agent, slaughtering your way through every faction you encounter, and leaving the world united under the U.N.
Who were behind the whole thing from the beginning, and were only preparing humanity for assimilation by the secret powerhouse of Andorra.French resistance movements and Russian winters are both secretly on the payroll of the Luxembourgian Intelligence Agency.
I have this grand vision that the whole world geopolitical scheme is a shadow war being waged between Canada and Luxemborg and Switzerland.
Who in turn are merely pawns of Liechtenstein and Andorra, in a centuries-old grand struggle for the Holy Grail.
Then years later, I saw this news report about how swiss troops invaded Liechtenstein, and all I could think was "It has begun... lol".
For those who may not have caught that story, it was a really inconsequential thing. The swiss soldiers were doing training exercises and accidentally crossed the border a little bit.
Just thought I'd add a little lol to your WTF today.
At this point any offensive at all by the Swiss is a surprise attack. I wonder what would happen if they suddenly went all third reich?
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