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Xantalos

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #25305 on: January 09, 2013, 07:50:02 pm »

I feel like mentioning that I decided to base my Final Project in Introduction to computer science off of a stealth game to conquer in the name of france Liberate Quebec.
 
Take THAT!
In the name of what country? Because if you try to deFrench them, they will resist the CRAP out of you.
Never mess with Quebec when it comes to culture. NEVER.
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« Reply #25306 on: January 09, 2013, 07:54:17 pm »

It means you're Canadian.

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And trust me, there is an art to the third one.

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« Reply #25307 on: January 09, 2013, 07:56:54 pm »

I feel like mentioning that I decided to base my Final Project in Introduction to computer science off of a stealth game to conquer in the name of france Liberate Quebec.
 
Take THAT!
In the name of what country? Because if you try to deFrench them, they will resist the CRAP out of you.
Never mess with Quebec when it comes to culture. NEVER.
In the name of france, obviously.The fact there's alot of Oil and resources in Quebec is totally unrelated.
 
But it's a side-show, mostly is stealth game.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #25308 on: January 09, 2013, 07:57:35 pm »

I feel like mentioning that I decided to base my Final Project in Introduction to computer science off of a stealth game to conquer in the name of france Liberate Quebec.
 
Take THAT!
In the name of what country? Because if you try to deFrench them, they will resist the CRAP out of you.
Never mess with Quebec when it comes to culture. NEVER.
French folk and French-like folk have a tendancy to fall down easy but never quite die. There's a reason that La Resistance always has a french accent, and that's because occupying France is like invading Russia in the wintertime, naked, riding on aardvarks and waving inflatable flailing arm tube men like they're reasonable weapons.

Nobody rules France. Especially not the French. Possibly Luxembourg, but you'd never know because Luxembourgian spies are so difficult to detect they start rumors of hauntings only when trying to draw attention to themselves.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #25309 on: January 09, 2013, 07:59:32 pm »

I feel like mentioning that I decided to base my Final Project in Introduction to computer science off of a stealth game to conquer in the name of france Liberate Quebec.
 
Take THAT!
In the name of what country? Because if you try to deFrench them, they will resist the CRAP out of you.
Never mess with Quebec when it comes to culture. NEVER.
In the name of france, obviously.The fact there's alot of Oil and resources in Quebec is totally unrelated.
 
But it's a side-show, mostly is stealth game.
Not even French liberation would go well. The Quebecois are DF nobles of the highest degee.
Well, not really. More a combination of Nobles and Unstoppable Peasant Army.
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« Reply #25310 on: January 09, 2013, 07:59:53 pm »

French resistance movements and Russian winters are both secretly on the payroll of the Luxembourgian Intelligence Agency.
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« Reply #25311 on: January 09, 2013, 08:00:31 pm »

Nobody rules France. Especially not the French. Possibly Luxembourg, but you'd never know because Luxembourgian spies are so difficult to detect they start rumors of hauntings only when trying to draw attention to themselves.
We have no such thing as spies and any rumours to the contrary are not to be believed.
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« Reply #25312 on: January 09, 2013, 08:03:12 pm »

French resistance movements and Russian winters are both secretly on the payroll of the Luxembourgian Intelligence Agency.
I have this grand vision that the whole world geopolitical scheme is a shadow war being waged between Canada and Luxemborg and Switzerland.
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« Reply #25313 on: January 09, 2013, 08:05:23 pm »

Nah, the Swiss have nothing to do with this

I mean, that is completely ridiculous.
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« Reply #25314 on: January 09, 2013, 08:06:50 pm »

Nah, the Swiss have nothing to do with this

I mean, that is completely ridiculous.
The clocks, man.
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« Reply #25315 on: January 09, 2013, 08:14:53 pm »

French resistance movements and Russian winters are both secretly on the payroll of the Luxembourgian Intelligence Agency.
I have this grand vision that the whole world geopolitical scheme is a shadow war being waged between Canada and Luxemborg and Switzerland.
Who in turn are merely pawns of Liechtenstein and Andorra, in a centuries-old grand struggle for the Holy Grail.
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« Reply #25316 on: January 09, 2013, 08:17:24 pm »

French resistance movements and Russian winters are both secretly on the payroll of the Luxembourgian Intelligence Agency.
I have this grand vision that the whole world geopolitical scheme is a shadow war being waged between Canada and Luxemborg and Switzerland.
Who in turn are merely pawns of Liechtenstein and Andorra, in a centuries-old grand struggle for the Holy Grail.
Which turns out to have been held all this time by Molossia.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #25317 on: January 09, 2013, 08:18:41 pm »

French resistance movements and Russian winters are both secretly on the payroll of the Luxembourgian Intelligence Agency.
I have this grand vision that the whole world geopolitical scheme is a shadow war being waged between Canada and Luxemborg and Switzerland.
Who in turn are merely pawns of Liechtenstein and Andorra, in a centuries-old grand struggle for the Holy Grail.
Which turns out to have been held all this time by Molossia.
Which in turn is manipulated by Joe.

You will now ask who Joe is. I know that you will be doing this because knowing who Joe is means that you will be dead within seconds.
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« Reply #25318 on: January 09, 2013, 08:21:01 pm »

French resistance movements and Russian winters are both secretly on the payroll of the Luxembourgian Intelligence Agency.
I have this grand vision that the whole world geopolitical scheme is a shadow war being waged between Canada and Luxemborg and Switzerland.
Who in turn are merely pawns of Liechtenstein and Andorra, in a centuries-old grand struggle for the Holy Grail.
Which turns out to have been held all this time by Molossia.
Which in turn is manipulated by Joe.

You will now ask who Joe is. I know that you will be doing this because knowing who Joe is means that you will be dead within seconds.
Fortunately I am immune to the powers of the Nostalgia Critic and his gang.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #25319 on: January 09, 2013, 08:29:52 pm »

French resistance movements and Russian winters are both secretly on the payroll of the Luxembourgian Intelligence Agency.
I have this grand vision that the whole world geopolitical scheme is a shadow war being waged between Canada and Luxemborg and Switzerland.
Who in turn are merely pawns of Liechtenstein and Andorra, in a centuries-old grand struggle for the Holy Grail.
I remember me and a couple friends had these fake plans to invade Liechtenstein in order to take control of the stamp industry.

Then years later, I saw this news report about how swiss troops invaded Liechtenstein, and all I could think was "It has begun... lol".

For those who may not have caught that story, it was a really inconsequential thing. The swiss soldiers were doing training exercises and accidentally crossed the border a little bit.

Just thought I'd add a little lol to your WTF today.
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