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Lightningfalcon

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #25140 on: January 05, 2013, 02:02:00 am »

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Canadians. Polite. Pfffffft. We're just as rude and asshole-ish as the rest of the world for the most part.
How can Canada be rude?  They have all those cute penguins over there.  You can't be rude when you have penguins.
Please be a joke :<
I hope I am joking too.  If I turn into one of those people who think there are penguins in Canada...
To be fair, turns out there are penguins in Canada!
And now I'm one of those people who made an incorrect statement due to failing to take into account loopholes.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #25141 on: January 05, 2013, 02:02:20 am »

I think we went over this before and concluded that harsher climates result in greater community interdependence, which breeds people who are more appreciative and respectful towards each other.
Middle East is still a shitbasket though, in terms of being a nice place to live.

Canada's peaceful people may be related to Canada not being a major player in many wars. Admittedly, they helped out America on no end of occassions, probably saved our ass more than a few times (best little brother ever), but I don't think Canada has ever dragged someone else into a war they started (America)

Wait has Canada even started a war? Ever?


I think a big thing for Canada being peaceful is because if they were warlike we'd all be French/english bilingual.

comme si nous ne sommes pas de toute façon.

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Canada isn't a place of politeness. Canada even has a low-scale ethnic conflict between the French and English Canadians. It might as well be Somalia.
Someone photoshop NAOHW.

I'm imagining a bunch of Canadians in a jeep waving AK47's around like baseball bats.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #25142 on: January 05, 2013, 02:05:24 am »

I'm imagining a bunch of Canadians in a jeep waving AK47's around like baseball bats.
Better still, reverse it. A bunch of jeeps atop a Canadian, waving around baseball bats like AK47s. And successfully firing them into the air.
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« Reply #25143 on: January 05, 2013, 02:08:42 am »

I'm imagining a bunch of Canadians in a jeep waving AK47's around like baseball bats.
Better still, reverse it. A bunch of jeeps atop a Canadian, waving around baseball bats like AK47s. And successfully firing them into the air.

Oh Canada.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #25144 on: January 05, 2013, 02:10:24 am »

I think we went over this before and concluded that harsher climates result in greater community interdependence, which breeds people who are more appreciative and respectful towards each other.
Middle East is still a shitbasket though, in terms of being a nice place to live.

Canada's peaceful people may be related to Canada not being a major player in many wars. Admittedly, they helped out America on no end of occassions, probably saved our ass more than a few times (best little brother ever), but I don't think Canada has ever dragged someone else into a war they started (America)

Wait has Canada even started a war? Ever?


I think a big thing for Canada being peaceful is because if they were warlike we'd all be French/english bilingual.

comme si nous ne sommes pas de toute façon.

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Canada isn't a place of politeness. Canada even has a low-scale ethnic conflict between the French and English Canadians. It might as well be Somalia.
Someone photoshop NAOHW.

I'm imagining a bunch of Canadians in a jeep waving AK47's around like baseball bats.
The Canadians were in WW2 and the Gulf War. But as for starting wars... No, they just get dragged in by their neighbors. 
All I got out of that was not being very facon.   
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #25145 on: January 05, 2013, 03:16:40 am »

So I just watched a 1000+ second blip advertisement that was basically an infomercial for a fondant (which wikipedia told me is substance that's put over fancy cakes instead of spread frosting) mat when there was an option available to skip past it. Then, at the end, I found myself breifly considering whether it would be worth buying this product if I was in the cake decorating business. I'm not sure what my mind is doing tonight.
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« Reply #25146 on: January 05, 2013, 05:59:39 am »

So I just watched a 1000+ second blip advertisement that was basically an infomercial for a fondant (which wikipedia told me is substance that's put over fancy cakes instead of spread frosting) mat when there was an option available to skip past it. Then, at the end, I found myself breifly considering whether it would be worth buying this product if I was in the cake decorating business. I'm not sure what my mind is doing tonight.

Be thankful that it was just fondant, not crystal meth.

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« Reply #25147 on: January 05, 2013, 06:41:27 am »

I can't even imagine what kind of shady internet place you'd have to visit to get ads for crystal meth cake coverings.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #25148 on: January 05, 2013, 07:39:33 am »

I'm about to spend the next several hours riding rollercoasters, after having not gotten any sleep this past night. I guess at least I'll be able to test whether or not I have any undiscovered heart defects, at least.
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« Reply #25149 on: January 05, 2013, 04:39:14 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #25150 on: January 05, 2013, 07:00:14 pm »

A little-known Soviet cartoon from 1976 severely inspired by "The Yellow Submarine"
Dear Soviet government censors, just how HIGH did you even have to be just to approve something like this?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #25151 on: January 05, 2013, 07:29:58 pm »

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« Reply #25152 on: January 06, 2013, 12:09:49 am »

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« Reply #25153 on: January 06, 2013, 02:15:49 am »

Spoiler: This. (click to show/hide)


The ARL V39 in the middle. This screenshot is unedited. Why is this a thing, France? What sort of military designer came up with this? What are you trying to compensate for?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #25154 on: January 06, 2013, 02:17:06 am »

I'm about halfway through an RTD. And there was an enemy in this RTD that was attacked by a legless zombie, a horde of puppies, a little girl, a horse, and fought them all off before having all his limbs except one leg (this includes his neck) telekenetically snapped by said little girl, really a ghost that escaped from a soul jar by means of little girl possession, and KEPT ON FIGHTING BEFORE MAKING A GETAWAY ON A PASSING CART.
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