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[Graknorke]

Bodybuilding forum.
I don't have much else to say to be honest.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I just realized something terrible. The D&D half-dragon template can be applied to any corporeal creature. Now, this includes constructs. And Intelligent magical items are basically constructs with no Dex, Str, or Con scores.

So on the one hand, birthing a half-dragon +5 Greatsword. On the other hand, free +5 Greatsword.

If I Were Your GM: "Constructs are fully incapable of sexual reproduction, and thus cannot be crossbred with dragons."

[Wrex]

Half-dragon half-sword.

Fridge Horror: This means that at some point, a dragon polymorphed into the form of an intelligent weapon, and had sexual intercourse with an intelligent weapon, got it pregnant, and it had half-dragon babies.
Suddenly my mind has entered a new realm of fucked-up, with pregnant swords birthing half-dragon baby swords, which are basically normal baby swords, but with wings and firebreath and oh my god where do they breathe from and wut. wut. o.o

Pah, you were watching us. somehow. Were were discussing that in the IRC after you left. Someone told you. Was it Red?

[RedWarrior0]

No, his version had the dragon polymorphing. Anyways, Criptfeind saved the day by reminding me that constructs aren't alive, and are thus ineligible for that template.

[dei]

My general "What the fuck?" moment right now would be that I still have to live with two schizophrenic roommates and both of them are so delusional that it literally gives me a headache. Furthermore the new one who moved in two weeks ago is a member of the Occupy movement and uses that as an excuse to Occupy everything because the world is made up of people in organized crime who use mind-reading technology to steal your thoughts over the internet.

Should I start drinking now?

[Tellemurius]

Apply it directly to your forehead.

[DrPoo]

Apply it directly to your forehead.

Drink it, then apply bottle to THEIR foreheads.

Us schizos need a beating sometimes to stay on track hence why most of the irl lady-and-girlfriends i had were sadistic fucks.

[Sirus]

Thank goodness, DrPoo finally stopped drunk posting.

[Loud Whispers]

There is no canon to suggest that the prey is still in there when they've been assimilated and inflicting harm on them to test if it's the thing or not is a quick way to expose the ruse. Xenomorphs express no reluctance to inflict self harm or harm on others.

Well, firstly, the canon is ambiguous on whether someone maintains their identity. The activity of the infected person doesn't change once they've been turned but before they are "active". They are also perfectly replaced cell-by-cell, so the whole of yourself would theoretically be unaffected until the Thing becomes active.

Clones = Same identity?

Teleportation thread.

[DrPoo]

Thank goodness, DrPoo finally stopped drunk posting.

That stopped the day after

[Sirus]

Thank goodness, DrPoo finally stopped drunk posting.

That stopped the day after

Well, it was annoying me so I put you on an ignore list. Now you're off it

[DrPoo]

Thank goodness, DrPoo finally stopped drunk posting.

That stopped the day after

Well, it was annoying me so I put you on an ignore list. Now you're off it

Yay

[miauw62]

My WTF of the day was discovering that B12 is basically the only place that has RTDs in a significant amount.

[DrPoo]

I have started hearing voices. Mainly my dad calling me into the living room to check something out on his computer even when he(or me D:) are in the house.

[Xantalos]

My WTF of the day was discovering that B12 is basically the only place that has RTDs in a significant amount.

Really? Seems a shame; it's such a wonderful form of game!