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[Scelly9]

I opened a can of sardines, and instead of tiny little fishies, there where two huge sardines. This makes me sad, and confused. MY SARDINES SHOULD BE BITE SIZED.

[RedKing]

I opened a can of sardines, and instead of tiny little fishies, there where two huge sardines. This makes me sad, and confused. MY SARDINES SHOULD BE BITE SIZED.

Tiny fish go in, big fish come out. YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT.

[DrPoo]

Im WTFing at who Alpha Dwarf is.

[The Darkling Wolf]

A troll who got banned a while ago.

[JoshuaFH]

Goddamnit, ever since I've gotten sick, the inside of my mouth just feels perpetually DIRTY! I brush my teeth over and over, but I can't get this feeling that there's just some kind of filth covering the inside of my mouth. Even worse, I had the raw AUDACITY to drink some coffee, and the feeling of filth is now supplemented with this gritty, coarse feeling on my teeth that also laughs in the face of brushing. It's really irritating.

May or may not be caused by what may or may not be my left-bottom wisdom tooth coming in, busting out of it's hiding place under my gums Koolaid man-style, which makes eating an aching chore.

[Dutchling]

May or may not be caused by what may or may not be my left-bottom wisdom tooth coming in, busting out of it's hiding place under my gums Koolaid man-style, which makes eating an aching chore.

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I read that as something coming in and out of one of your teeth everyone once in  while.

[JoshuaFH]

May or may not be caused by what may or may not be my left-bottom wisdom tooth coming in, busting out of it's hiding place under my gums Koolaid man-style, which makes eating an aching chore.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I read that as something coming in and out of one of your teeth everyone once in  while.

Hey, spider teeth are normal right?

Right?

[FearfulJesuit]

It is possible to like coffee, but it must be good, strong coffee. I have found that a good cup of just plain coffee is about the only thing it is impossible to buy in the United States.

If you want to make it yourself, I highly recommend buying your own beans (and real beans), and getting a Moka pot, which is this:

[RedKing]

May or may not be caused by what may or may not be my left-bottom wisdom tooth coming in, busting out of it's hiding place under my gums Koolaid man-style, which makes eating an aching chore.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I read that as something coming in and out of one of your teeth everyone once in  while.

Hey, spider teeth are normal right?

Right?

♫Spider-tooth
Spider-tooth
Does whatever
A spider-tooth does♫

[Frumple]

"Parent person, what does a spider-tooth do?"

"Well, a spider-tooth is what happens if you don't eat your vegetables. All your teeth will turn into spiders and burrow into your gumline, tearing their way through your jaw, devouring your tongue, and then digging their way to your heart where they nest for six weeks of horrifying agony, before birthing a million squirming young that eat their way out of you while their special poisons keep you alive and in infinite torment. So, remember to eat your beats!"

*tears, crying*

[Siquo]

No, not really. Sometimes the only way to get them to eat is to pretend it's gnome-legs with bat-blood, on earthworms and some salamander poo. Somehow, to a kid, that sounds less disgusting than spaghetti with vegetables in tomato sauce.

[Tellemurius]

remember to eat your beats!"

OK!

[Jopax]

Nonsense, beets are one of the most awesome vegetables around, especially the pickled variety. I never did get that won't eat greenery thing with children, that's spoiled behaviour. Around here you eat whatever you get and you better damn like it 'cause that's what you're getting today and that's final!

Although that's been less true as of late, something about my cousins that I still don't get. No matter how you put it to the damn kid he won't try some of the best prepared squashes simply because it's not god damned meat.

[Akura]

I spent more than an ordinate amount of time thinking about what Pokemon the characters from the Metal Gear Solid series would use, for no apparent reason other than that a Pokemon/MGS crossover would be pretty awesome. I still haven't come up with anything, other than Decoy Octopus using a team of Dittoes.

[Frumple]

I spent more than an ordinate amount of time thinking about what Pokemon the characters from the Metal Gear Solid series would use, for no apparent reason other than that a Pokemon/MGS crossover would be pretty awesome. I still haven't come up with anything, other than Decoy Octopus using a team of Dittoes.

I wonder...

S'only three, though, and they all look pretty terrible just going by the summaries. One's over 40k words, though!

Might be more on sites besides FFN. There's some pretty awesome stuff that never manages to get on that thing, really.