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[Xantalos]

...I am sincerely glad I live in Canada.

[Truean]

....

Ok, when you get a lawyer appointed to you by the court, because you can't afford one, it is a good idea to show up for the appointment at the lawyer's office.

I'm surprised how often that seems to be too hard. Not a whole lot to be done when people don't show up....

Just watch, this will be another one of those, "the lawyer you gave me didn't do anything!!!" ones....

[Guardian G.I.]

There's a blizzard going on in my town for a second day in a row.
I'd better get up for school earlier tomorrow, I sense big problems with public transport are coming up.

[Svarte Troner]

Man, it's only snowed like once this winter so far, bumming me out. 

[ChairmanPoo]

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Angry Birds LARP

[Frumple]

I'd be running, too. Most of the large birds like that can pretty easily break things in you if they decide to have a few kicks at you. Vaguely remember ostriches being a bit more chill, though. S'the emus and the cassowaries you gotta' watch out for. Cassowary freaking end your talking monkey arse.

[Rose]

Aren't cassowaries pretty much just modern day velocoraptors?

[Jellycat12]

There's a blizzard going on in my town for a second day in a row.
I'd better get up for school earlier tomorrow, I sense big problems with public transport are coming up.

I hate you.

[Aptus]

You do not fuck with Cassowaries, they will mess you the hell up.

[OREOSOME]

I've updated my Flash player and everything. *Goes on Youtube.* WHY THE FUCK ISN'T THE VIDEO WORKING?
Its now official. I hate Google.

[Greiger]

You do not fuck with Cassowaries, they will mess you the hell up.

My god, it's neck thing makes it look like it's doing that creepy unhinged jaw scream thing.   And the angle makes it look like the photographer is hiding in a tree from it.  All very fitting.

[Aptus]

You do not fuck with Cassowaries, they will mess you the hell up.

My god, it's neck thing makes it look like it's doing that creepy unhinged jaw scream thing.   And the angle makes it look like the photographer is hiding in a tree from it.  All very fitting.

And that's a bloody small one as well, they can be taller than a grown man.

[Putnam]

I learned in high school that having just enough fat to appear muscly makes me slightly intimidating and being considered a big freakin' genius makes people feel slightly threatened by your presence

[penguinofhonor]

I'm at a juice bar. I thought those only existed in LCS.

[Graknorke]

I'm at a juice bar. I thought those only existed in LCS.

Can you smell any conservative panic? I'm thinking that you might be the chosen protagonist of a LCS game.