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[Aklyon]

A newspaper that is holding on to its subscribers better than any other one based on the fact that they are boilers and can't unsubscribe.

[The Darkling Wolf]

My home's heater press seems to always get buried in miscellanous bits and pieces.
So I was going through it trying to sort out what goes where when a find a small black case covered in dust near the bottom.
Thinking it was another of those travel sets of pilers/screwdrivers I open it up to make sure.
It's a DS.
The top is covered with long dried jam.
Powering it on shows me the that the set user name is SeaMC and the set measage is "fuuck"
We've lived in this house for about six years and moved into when it was new, this isn't the first time I've cleared out the boiler press like this.
I've run through the list of people how have ever entered my house and none of them would likely have brought this with them.
In fact I can't think of anyone I know who fits the user settings, there is no premutation of SeaMC that fits anyone I know.
Where the hell did it come from?
No one else I've asked has any idea how it arrived in our house let alone who it belongs to.
And what's it doing in my boiler press of all places?

You're in the plot of a b-list splatter movie. SeaMC was the disturbed child who was murdered in your house before you moved in. He can't rest until he has his DS. And your jam.

What the heck is a boiler press anyway?

It's a cupboard in which the water heater is stored. Also known as a hot press.

[Simmura McCrea]

I just realised I've been avoiding spoilers about the Hobbit movie. Gorram it, I've read the book like a dozen times. I know what happens.

[RedKing]

I just realised I've been avoiding spoilers about the Hobbit movie. Gorram it, I've read the book like a dozen times. I know what happens.

So then you know that

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Gollum is Frodo's father?

[Simmura McCrea]

I just realised I've been avoiding spoilers about the Hobbit movie. Gorram it, I've read the book like a dozen times. I know what happens.

So then you know that

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Gollum is Frodo's father?

Yeah, and that

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Gandalf is really Odin.

[Kadzar]

My home's heater press seems to always get buried in miscellanous bits and pieces.
So I was going through it trying to sort out what goes where when a find a small black case covered in dust near the bottom.
Thinking it was another of those travel sets of pilers/screwdrivers I open it up to make sure.
It's a DS.
The top is covered with long dried jam.
Powering it on shows me the that the set user name is SeaMC and the set measage is "fuuck"
We've lived in this house for about six years and moved into when it was new, this isn't the first time I've cleared out the boiler press like this.
I've run through the list of people how have ever entered my house and none of them would likely have brought this with them.
In fact I can't think of anyone I know who fits the user settings, there is no premutation of SeaMC that fits anyone I know.
Where the hell did it come from?
No one else I've asked has any idea how it arrived in our house let alone who it belongs to.
And what's it doing in my boiler press of all places?

You're in the plot of a b-list splatter movie. SeaMC was the disturbed child who was murdered in your house before you moved in. He can't rest until he has his DS. And your jam.

What the heck is a boiler press anyway?

It's a cupboard in which the water heater is stored. Also known as a hot press.

Around these parts we just keep our water heaters freestanding in the basement. Also, how is it a press?

[The Darkling Wolf]

I'unno. I may be referring to a different thing though. A Hot Press is an airing cupboard, which usually has the immersion heater in it.

[RedKing]

A Hot Press is an airing cupboard, which usually has the immersion heater in it.

I know that's English you're using, but I'll be damned if I have any idea what you're talking about.

[The Darkling Wolf]

Well it's potato and potato begora bejeezus in which you touraloura fields of athenry with the O'Callaghan Naoise Siobhan and then feck and booze and shite and Belfast.

[JWNoctis]

To all biological or medical types, and all Pokémon fans out there: Check the latest xkcd.

As of how these two groups could mix, well, you'd better see for yourself.

Just for the record, my jaw dropped halfway down for some 8 seconds.

[Darvi]

"They should just press B"
-My brother

[Greiger]

But what if it evolves into cure-for-cancer-mon?  That's practically uber tier!

[Darvi]

That's silly. It's as if there was a Cure-for-virus-mon.

[The Darkling Wolf]

"They should just press B"
-My brother

Your brother is wise.


My WTF for the day, checking my emails and looking through the ones I received in relation to my Cataclysm mod, I realised that they technically count as fanmail.

I have fainmail. wat.

[Greiger]

Dear DarklingWolf

Your cataclysm mod is 90 kinds of awesome.

Love,
Greiger