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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14491792 times)

kaijyuu

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #23910 on: December 11, 2012, 04:25:29 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on December 11, 2012, 04:07:47 pm
Guy next door down just sang for about five minutes about "enemy harriers" and "bitch-ass motherfuckers". I don't know about anyone else, but when I start doing improv vocals about the game I'm playing, I'm probably going to stop.
My respect for him just shot up because I did similar things as a kid (though with less profanity).
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #23911 on: December 11, 2012, 04:28:10 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on December 11, 2012, 04:07:47 pm
Guy next door down just sang for about five minutes about "enemy harriers" and "bitch-ass motherfuckers". I don't know about anyone else, but when I start doing improv vocals about the game I'm playing, I'm probably going to stop.
'Cause I'm an assassin
One with a passion
For innovative rappin'

So ahead of my time
I'm probably rapin' backwards
I'ma
Scholar of latin with a masters in dispatchin'
Anybody that's hasslin'
one of my customers
I cuts 'em up
and shuts 'em up
in a casket
 all you've got to do is ask and-

So on and so forth.

Jesus when I transpose lyrics they alway grow way longer than they need to be. Dammit Dan, why do all your rhymes flow so ill into each other?


Quote from: dei on December 11, 2012, 11:34:33 am
The entire anonymous imageboard community of Aurorachan made me go "What the fuck?" today. I think I'm done catering to assholes whose favorite pastimes are anime-themed roleplaying and deviant fetishism, especially when they speak broken English and only like me because I have a ton of high quality Japanese artwork and a ton of pictures with funny jokes, memes, or useful information.

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Pic related, it's how many images I had before I made this little one that shows how many I have. This folder is the only reason people in the anonymous imageboard community as a whole like me. At least people here don't ask me for much of anything outside of that one guy in the food thread that wanted the recipes I couldn't post in said thread due to offensive language.
Anon forums aren't a place to go to be liked. Anon forums are a place to go to use the Law of Large Numbers to your advantage, or to troll people without much caring about retaliation.

Anon forums are like Times Square. Fun to go and look, fun things to do there, but no-one wants to live there.

Also it's loud.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #23912 on: December 11, 2012, 04:32:49 pm »
Okay, hah. I just skimmed past the "Don't type in English" thread and misread part of the title as "chimichangas". I think I've been reading too many Deadpool stories.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #23913 on: December 11, 2012, 04:36:16 pm »
Karnewarrior is basically spot-on there.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #23914 on: December 11, 2012, 04:39:59 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on December 11, 2012, 04:07:47 pm
Guy next door down just sang for about five minutes about "enemy harriers" and "bitch-ass motherfuckers". I don't know about anyone else, but when I start doing improv vocals about the game I'm playing, I'm probably going to stop.
That just means things are getting good. Though loud enough to disturb your neighbors is maybe going too far, yeah.

Though, being fair, improv vocals go with everything. Everything.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #23915 on: December 11, 2012, 04:42:25 pm »
Quote from: Frumple on December 11, 2012, 04:39:59 pm
Quote from: Flying Dice on December 11, 2012, 04:07:47 pm
Guy next door down just sang for about five minutes about "enemy harriers" and "bitch-ass motherfuckers". I don't know about anyone else, but when I start doing improv vocals about the game I'm playing, I'm probably going to stop.
That just means things are getting good. Though loud enough to disturb your neighbors is maybe going too far, yeah.

Though, being fair, improv vocals go with everything. Everything.

He wasn't rapping, though. That would be tolerable. He was trying to ape the sort of whiny voice you hear in the really, really bad country love songs, and somehow managing to make it even worse. It was like he wanted to make love to the enemy VTOL aircraft but couldn't figure out how, so he expressed the awkwardness in song.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #23916 on: December 11, 2012, 04:45:39 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on December 11, 2012, 04:07:47 pm
Guy next door down just sang for about five minutes about "enemy harriers" and "bitch-ass motherfuckers". I don't know about anyone else, but when I start doing improv vocals about the game I'm playing, I'm probably going to stop.
I find myself doing the same thing when playing Saints Row 3.
Even better is the fact that I'm trying to fake an AutoTune, thanks to the influence of Zimos.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #23917 on: December 11, 2012, 04:45:50 pm »
Quote from: Frumple on December 11, 2012, 04:39:59 pm
Quote from: Flying Dice on December 11, 2012, 04:07:47 pm
Guy next door down just sang for about five minutes about "enemy harriers" and "bitch-ass motherfuckers". I don't know about anyone else, but when I start doing improv vocals about the game I'm playing, I'm probably going to stop.
That just means things are getting good. Though loud enough to disturb your neighbors is maybe going too far, yeah.

Though, being fair, improv vocals go with everything. Everything.
You want to take that to its logical conclusion? Namely, how annoying it will be when a sibling brings a special friend home.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #23918 on: December 11, 2012, 04:48:35 pm »
Quote from: RedWarrior0 on December 11, 2012, 04:45:50 pm
Quote from: Frumple on December 11, 2012, 04:39:59 pm
Quote from: Flying Dice on December 11, 2012, 04:07:47 pm
Guy next door down just sang for about five minutes about "enemy harriers" and "bitch-ass motherfuckers". I don't know about anyone else, but when I start doing improv vocals about the game I'm playing, I'm probably going to stop.
That just means things are getting good. Though loud enough to disturb your neighbors is maybe going too far, yeah.

Though, being fair, improv vocals go with everything. Everything.
You want to take that to its logical conclusion? Namely, how annoying it will be when a sibling brings a special friend home.
Are you threatening to sing at him?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #23919 on: December 11, 2012, 04:53:46 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on December 11, 2012, 04:45:39 pm
Quote from: Flying Dice on December 11, 2012, 04:07:47 pm
Guy next door down just sang for about five minutes about "enemy harriers" and "bitch-ass motherfuckers". I don't know about anyone else, but when I start doing improv vocals about the game I'm playing, I'm probably going to stop.
I find myself doing the same thing when playing Saints Row 3.
Even better is the fact that I'm trying to fake an AutoTune, thanks to the influence of Zimos.
See above for relevant difference.  :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #23920 on: December 12, 2012, 10:11:48 am »
I think we just got our first hooker spambot.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #23921 on: December 12, 2012, 10:38:17 am »
Saw a picture of a homeless man in the newspaper yesterday, and googled some images of dumbledore. They looked alot like eachother. I would post a picture of the guy, dumbledore and a link to the article, but i can't find the article online.
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« Reply #23922 on: December 12, 2012, 10:39:16 am »
Quote from: miauw62 on December 12, 2012, 10:38:17 am
Saw a picture of a homeless man in the newspaper yesterday, and googled some images of dumbledore. They looked alot like eachother. I would post a picture of the guy, dumbledore and a link to the article, but i can't find the article online.

My uncle has a disturbing resemblance to Old Snake ala MGS 4.
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« Reply #23923 on: December 12, 2012, 11:08:39 am »
Oh crap, we're getting flooded with hookerbots!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #23924 on: December 12, 2012, 11:27:08 am »
That's ALOT of thread.
* Miauw  braces himself for the 504 errors.
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