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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14945953 times)

Hanslanda

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #23460 on: December 02, 2012, 11:52:47 pm »

Space Porn: WAAAY better than Bug OR Spider porn.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #23461 on: December 02, 2012, 11:53:49 pm »

Well I did spend all those years being Christian, and now I've been out of the closet for a year or so.  Still a bit lonely, but quite happier for sure.

Interestingly enough, there is a book titled The Gay Science that would be amusing to see on my Facebook adverts.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #23462 on: December 03, 2012, 12:45:55 am »

This is why one must carefully manage their google searches such that the greatest volume are always in an area which makes for unobtrusive ads.


Or just use Adblock, yeah.


Or you could search for sciencey stuff. About like, black holes. Higgs boson. Etc. See what the adtrackers come back with then.

"Searching for Christian black holes to explore? Come to Christianmingle.com for a holy good time!"
Eww.
 
I was expecting space-porn jokes though.
"Oh yeah, black hole, suck that matter. Suck it hard baby." --ok, I can't even continue that line of thought. I need to go get some brain bleach and then install Adblock on my brain.

On Adblock, though. I can't imagine internet surfing without it. I see people at my high school browsing the web without it and cringe at the sheer insultingly obtrusiveness of most ads now. all those websites with free lyrics of songs for example, or those cruddy websites with cheap cruddy free flash games to waste time. Without adblock 80% of those pages are ads, ads ads! Youtube apparently has ads on, not only google partners' videos, but on videos from free users. Also, ads in the middle of the video, or so I've heard.

I get enough advertising from TV, thank you very much, internet.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #23463 on: December 03, 2012, 01:38:41 am »

YouTube ads can be removed by browser plugins, IIRC.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #23464 on: December 03, 2012, 01:59:31 am »

Like AdBlock!

Surprising, I know. But as it happens, we were just talking about it!

Small world, isn't it?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #23465 on: December 03, 2012, 02:29:45 am »

On Adblock, though. I can't imagine internet surfing without it. I see people at my high school browsing the web without it and cringe at the sheer insultingly obtrusiveness of most ads now. all those websites with free lyrics of songs for example, or those cruddy websites with cheap cruddy free flash games to waste time. Without adblock 80% of those pages are ads, ads ads! Youtube apparently has ads on, not only google partners' videos, but on videos from free users. Also, ads in the middle of the video, or so I've heard.

I get enough advertising from TV, thank you very much, internet.
I find it funny how much money they're wasting. Personally myself I've never seen a TV advert since... Well, I actually don't know. Nor do I remember the last advert I've seen on the intertubz. The only adverts I do seem to recall have been those M&S postcards that look suspiciously like soft pornography, that they plastered on every single London bus. NUTHIN TO SEE HERE
EXCEPT THE POSTCARDS

Because now every time I buy a loaf of bread, the instinctive reaction is 'boobs.'

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« Reply #23466 on: December 03, 2012, 02:34:20 am »

...btw Loudwhispers that PR piece you just posted is ... an advert:

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Harris Interactive is one of the world's leading custom market research firms, leveraging research, technology, and business acumen to transform relevant insight into actionable foresight. Known widely for the Harris Poll and for pioneering innovative research methodologies, Harris offers expertise in a wide range of industries including healthcare, technology, public affairs, energy, telecommunications, financial services, insurance, media, retail, restaurant, and consumer package goods. Serving clients in over 215 countries and territories through our North American, European, and Asian offices and a network of independent market research firms, Harris specializes in delivering research solutions that help us – and our clients – stay ahead of what's next. For more information, please visit www.harrisinteractive.com.

But it's one of the new "PR advert piece disguised in the form of a news article in the hopes that regular news aggregators will pick it up"
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #23467 on: December 03, 2012, 02:36:06 am »

...btw Loudwhispers that PR piece you just posted is ... an advert
BUT THINK OF THE BOOBS BREAD

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #23468 on: December 03, 2012, 02:37:05 am »

Oh gods, you started a thing.

Now Boobbread will be turned into a succession fort or something.
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« Reply #23469 on: December 03, 2012, 02:55:17 am »

...btw Loudwhispers that PR piece you just posted is ... an advert:
THEY GOT WHISPERS. ALL IS LOST.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #23470 on: December 03, 2012, 03:09:29 am »

Watching the 11 drunk guys play... series,soooooo funny and strange.
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« Reply #23471 on: December 03, 2012, 07:49:46 am »

My generosity towards my roommates at the cost of disadvantaging myself financially kind of makes me go "What the fuck?" in a good way. Just in the past forty-eight hours I gave away two energy drinks, split a pizza, and taught someone how to properly cook something in an electric oven without burning it.

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Which reminds me...

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...I might make a good homemaker someday.
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« Reply #23472 on: December 03, 2012, 05:59:21 pm »

The second tip comes with a caveat. You must use hot or at least warm water at least once a month, or the laundry will gain a musty smell over time.
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« Reply #23473 on: December 03, 2012, 06:00:20 pm »

Why does it get the smell?
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« Reply #23474 on: December 03, 2012, 06:06:28 pm »

In my experience, cold water doesn't remove everything. It does a perfectly servicable job for day-to-day washing, but bits of sweat and oils stay in the laundry. Over time, this builds up and causes a bad smell that cold water won't entirely remove. Using hot or warm water every so often clears that up. Possibly a regional thing, tied to temperature and humidity.
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