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[Siquo]

I just saw this article/advertisement, about bacon shaving cream.  Shudder/blink.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/29/bacon-shaving-cream-jds-foods-movember-beard_n_2211891.html

Bacon shaving cream.
Bacon shaving cream.
How does that even work?

Leave it in the fridge for too long.

[dei]

Wat
WAT

When I said that acronymers speak the language of Satan,
 
I fucking called it.

Due to Satan being the bastardization of the mother goddess Tiamat I would say his language is whatever the Babylonians spoke. Assyrian? Aramaeic? I don't know. If you mean Lucifer then it's the same language as Yaweh's due to his nature as a fallen angel and therefore he would be speaking Hebrew.

Also are we talking LaVey Satanists or those who actually follow Satan? I'm certain that there is a difference as one follows the teachings of something like Anton LaVey or the Joy of Satan while the other one predates the two of them and is somewhat related to the now-defunct Illuminati and possibly the Knights Templar - though that last one was mostly connected to Adam's first wife Lillith, the angel of death Samael, and their hermaphroditic child Baphomet.

The more you know.

inb4 someone makes this their "What the fuck?" moment. inb4 someone accuses me of Satanism. inb4 someone is mad.

[pisskop]

SATANIST!  GO BACK TO YOUR EARTHLY PLEASURES IN YOUR HIGH PLACES!  GO BACK TO YOUR PSYCHIC VAMPIRES AND UNABASHED LOVE!  GO BACK TO YOUR BAALSPHEMIS CHANTING!

Also get me an invite

[misko27]

BACK SATANIST! AWAY FROM THIS HONEST PLACE< RETURN TO THE REALM OF LOLS AND SWAG! BACK I SAY! NO MORE YOLO!

[Nadaka]

Only posers worship Satan, Cthulhu all the way!

Ftagn!

[Flying Dice]

Wat
WAT

When I said that acronymers speak the language of Satan,
 
I fucking called it.

Due to Satan being the bastardization of the mother goddess Tiamat I would say his language is whatever the Babylonians spoke. Assyrian? Aramaeic? I don't know. If you mean Lucifer then it's the same language as Yaweh's due to his nature as a fallen angel and therefore he would be speaking Hebrew.

Also are we talking LaVey Satanists or those who actually follow Satan? I'm certain that there is a difference as one follows the teachings of something like Anton LaVey or the Joy of Satan while the other one predates the two of them and is somewhat related to the now-defunct Illuminati and possibly the Knights Templar - though that last one was mostly connected to Adam's first wife Lillith, the angel of death Samael, and their hermaphroditic child Baphomet.

The more you know.

inb4 someone makes this their "What the fuck?" moment. inb4 someone accuses me of Satanism. inb4 someone is mad.

Around these parts you're more likely to get Third Impact jokes.

[dei]

SATANIST!  GO BACK TO YOUR EARTHLY PLEASURES IN YOUR HIGH PLACES!  GO BACK TO YOUR PSYCHIC VAMPIRES AND UNABASHED LOVE!  GO BACK TO YOUR BAALSPHEMIS CHANTING!

Also get me an invite

BACK SATANIST! AWAY FROM THIS HONEST PLACE< RETURN TO THE REALM OF LOLS AND SWAG! BACK I SAY! NO MORE YOLO!

Only posers worship Satan, Cthulhu all the way!

Ftagn!

>implying I worship Satan
>implying I don't study cultural anthropology
>implying implications
Saged, hidden, filtered, reported, called the cops.

Wat
WAT

When I said that acronymers speak the language of Satan,
 
I fucking called it.

Due to Satan being the bastardization of the mother goddess Tiamat I would say his language is whatever the Babylonians spoke. Assyrian? Aramaeic? I don't know. If you mean Lucifer then it's the same language as Yaweh's due to his nature as a fallen angel and therefore he would be speaking Hebrew.

Also are we talking LaVey Satanists or those who actually follow Satan? I'm certain that there is a difference as one follows the teachings of something like Anton LaVey or the Joy of Satan while the other one predates the two of them and is somewhat related to the now-defunct Illuminati and possibly the Knights Templar - though that last one was mostly connected to Adam's first wife Lillith, the angel of death Samael, and their hermaphroditic child Baphomet.

The more you know.

inb4 someone makes this their "What the fuck?" moment. inb4 someone accuses me of Satanism. inb4 someone is mad.

Around these parts you're more likely to get Third Impact jokes.

I don't get it.

[Darvi]

Only posers worship Satan, Cthulhu all the way!

Ftagn!

Eh, Cfoofoo has become way too mainstream by now. And he's dozing off most of the time anyways. Ghroth, on the other hand, is always where there's fun to be had.

[Descan]

dei, do you need a hug?

[SomeStupidGuy]

SATANIST!  GO BACK TO YOUR EARTHLY PLEASURES IN YOUR HIGH PLACES!  GO BACK TO YOUR PSYCHIC VAMPIRES AND UNABASHED LOVE!  GO BACK TO YOUR BAALSPHEMIS CHANTING!

Also get me an invite

BACK SATANIST! AWAY FROM THIS HONEST PLACE< RETURN TO THE REALM OF LOLS AND SWAG! BACK I SAY! NO MORE YOLO!

Only posers worship Satan, Cthulhu all the way!

Ftagn!

>implying I worship Satan
>implying I don't study cultural anthropology
>implying implications
Saged, hidden, filtered, reported, called the cops.

Duder, those were jokes. Calm yourself.

[misko27]

SATANIST!  GO BACK TO YOUR EARTHLY PLEASURES IN YOUR HIGH PLACES!  GO BACK TO YOUR PSYCHIC VAMPIRES AND UNABASHED LOVE!  GO BACK TO YOUR BAALSPHEMIS CHANTING!

Also get me an invite

BACK SATANIST! AWAY FROM THIS HONEST PLACE< RETURN TO THE REALM OF LOLS AND SWAG! BACK I SAY! NO MORE YOLO!

Only posers worship Satan, Cthulhu all the way!

Ftagn!

>implying I worship Satan
>implying I don't study cultural anthropology
>implying implications

>Implying implcitous accusations.

[Flying Dice]

Wat
WAT

When I said that acronymers speak the language of Satan,
 
I fucking called it.

Due to Satan being the bastardization of the mother goddess Tiamat I would say his language is whatever the Babylonians spoke. Assyrian? Aramaeic? I don't know. If you mean Lucifer then it's the same language as Yaweh's due to his nature as a fallen angel and therefore he would be speaking Hebrew.

Also are we talking LaVey Satanists or those who actually follow Satan? I'm certain that there is a difference as one follows the teachings of something like Anton LaVey or the Joy of Satan while the other one predates the two of them and is somewhat related to the now-defunct Illuminati and possibly the Knights Templar - though that last one was mostly connected to Adam's first wife Lillith, the angel of death Samael, and their hermaphroditic child Baphomet.

The more you know.

inb4 someone makes this their "What the fuck?" moment. inb4 someone accuses me of Satanism. inb4 someone is mad.

Around these parts you're more likely to get Third Impact jokes.

I don't get it.
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[Nadaka]

Its a Neon Genesis Evangelion reference.

[dei]

SATANIST!  GO BACK TO YOUR EARTHLY PLEASURES IN YOUR HIGH PLACES!  GO BACK TO YOUR PSYCHIC VAMPIRES AND UNABASHED LOVE!  GO BACK TO YOUR BAALSPHEMIS CHANTING!

Also get me an invite

BACK SATANIST! AWAY FROM THIS HONEST PLACE< RETURN TO THE REALM OF LOLS AND SWAG! BACK I SAY! NO MORE YOLO!

Only posers worship Satan, Cthulhu all the way!

Ftagn!

>implying I worship Satan
>implying I don't study cultural anthropology
>implying implications
Saged, hidden, filtered, reported, called the cops.

Duder, those were jokes. Calm yourself.

You're not my real dad!

[pisskop]

Let's all just calm down and agree to plot the assaisination of another.  It'll be like secret santa! - With death.