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[Xantalos]

...and the kitten is the bottle.

Exactly.

So, you take a kitten, pump it full of booze, light it's tail on fire, then throw with gusto.

The problem is that it wouldn't flare on impact; kittens aren't made of glass, after all. The only way a kitten molotov would work would be if you could throw the kitten fast enough for it to splatter on impact, releasing and igniting the contents. There's also the problem of the blood, gore, and wind snuffing out the tail; you'd normally lob a molotov in a relatively gentle arc, after all. So you'd have to soak pretty much the whole kitten before lighting it on fire, which in turn makes it a tad bit tricky to hold on to.

inb4 someone points out the comparisons to the personal genocide thing
There's your meta for ye.
Anyhow, just genetically engineer the cats to have easily shatterable bones, alcohol for blood, and very thin skin!

[Pnx]

And fuse-like tails I suppose. This is sounding suspiciously like something someone would mod into DF's raw files.

[Flying Dice]

* Sirus is a cat-lover, and thus is horrified by the discussion at hand

* Flying Dice loves cats as well, especially with a nice red wine.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

All kidding aside, I do adore cats, though it's something of a love-hate relationship. Not that that will keep me from indulging in macabre humor.

[Xantalos]

And fuse-like tails I suppose. This is sounding suspiciously like something someone would mod into DF's raw files.

I think it already happened. If not, MUST HAPPEN.

* Xantalos also enjoys cats, although they would do the same to him without batting an eye, so meh.

[Cassandra]

Make them tiny, too. So they explode at smaller impacts. Also, we should make them drop 'Catsplosionite' on death. Something with high temperature.

[The Darkling Wolf]

I think I rolled a natural twenty when I woke up this morning.
Got on the bus, the ticket dispenser thing was broken, any other day and this would entail a long-ass wait at the depot, resulting in being late for class.
Today, it resulted in getting a free ride into town, I just need to get a single ticket when I'm going home today, which is only £3.60.

[Dutchling]

Oh YouTube, who you so crazy?

(...) "scientists" (note the similarity to "satanists")

[SalmonGod]

I just finished Zeno Clash... I think... am I high?...

But seriously... that was... umm... a very intriguing game.  I loved it, actually.  I got increasingly absorbed the more I got into it, even if the action got kind of repetitive.  Right now I cannot think of another game with a more unique story, setting, and art style.  I'm just... wtf ending...

Dear god I don't know if I'll be able to sleep after that mind fuck...

[Aklyon]

I'm pretty sure this is the biggest picture ever. Or at least the biggest one I've ever seen.

[Dutchling]

My housemate just got a Mr T haircut @_@

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[Yoink]

@m@

[Aptus]

Realizing that our professor gave us one of the millenium prize problems as homework, ah well it did force us into "thinking with algorithms" atleast :p

[i2amroy]

And fuse-like tails I suppose. This is sounding suspiciously like something someone would mod into DF's raw files.

Already happened several times. It's even on the wiki and we have a video of it.

[MagmaMcFry]

Realizing that our professor gave us one of the millenium prize problems as homework, ah well it did force us into "thinking with algorithms" atleast :p

Which one, and how did he formulate it?

[Darvi]

My housemate just got a Mr T haircut @_@

's called a mohawk, my dear boy.