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[MaximumZero]

Michigan Penal Code § 750.532:

"Any man who shall seduce and debauch any unmarried woman shall be guilty of a felony, punishable by imprisonment in the state prison not more than 5 years or by fine of not more than 2,500 dollars..."

I should be in so. much. trouble.

[Loud Whispers]

It's only time before America launches its sexy war against seduction.

[Darvi]

This means that Michigan's promoting homosexuality. Think about it.

Adultery too.

[pisskop]

We lost that war a long time ago.  Like prohibition, modestly shall nevermore be known to our youth.

[MaximumZero]

This means that Michigan's promoting homosexuality. Think about it.

Adultery too.

I could believe that. The law should read as this:

"Any unmarried person who shall seduce and debauch any other unmarried person shall be seen to have committed an act glorious, which shall be rewarded by not more than ten high fives, not more than five minutes of excessive cheering delivered by frat boys, or not more than one fist bump from a local badass.

[miauw62]

I'd vote for that.

But what comite would decide who qualifies as "a local badass?"

[Frumple]

But what comite would decide who qualifies as "a local badass?"

The Committee of Calculating Kickass.

Much later E: Actually, the "Committee Officiating the Calculation of Kickass" would probably would better, to continue the theme.

[RedWarrior0]

I believe it is also illegal to chain an alligator (maybe it was crocodile) to a fire hydrant.

[Darvi]

The spambots have become surprisingly polite. They even started locking their threads so the forum doesn't start 503'ing when they get deleted after ten dozens of replies.

[Sirus]

Had a really bizarre dream last night. Took place in a world kinda like ours, but many people in the population had this genetic condition that was like a slow-acting version of boneitis. People would suffer from the disease all of their lives, their skeletal structures twisting and even growing new protrusions, sometimes over-night. In my dream, there was a stand-up comedian who had it, one of his jokes being that he actually had a unicorn horn, but the makeup artists were really good at covering it up.

Not sure what, if anything, it could mean.

[miauw62]

That you should try to find a stand-up comedian that makes unicorn horn jokes?
That you should try to aquire boneitis and become one of those comedians yourself?

[misko27]

Had a really bizarre dream last night. Took place in a world kinda like ours, but many people in the population had this genetic condition that was like a slow-acting version of boneitis. People would suffer from the disease all of their lives, their skeletal structures twisting and even growing new protrusions, sometimes over-night. In my dream, there was a stand-up comedian who had it, one of his jokes being that he actually had a unicorn horn, but the makeup artists were really good at covering it up.

Not sure what, if anything, it could mean.

*mystical divination hat*
it means that you are seeking change in your life. Don't be afraid that people will make fun of you, everyone has their quirks.
*hat off*

[The Darkling Wolf]

Had a really bizarre dream last night. Took place in a world kinda like ours, but many people in the population had this genetic condition that was like a slow-acting version of boneitis. People would suffer from the disease all of their lives, their skeletal structures twisting and even growing new protrusions, sometimes over-night. In my dream, there was a stand-up comedian who had it, one of his jokes being that he actually had a unicorn horn, but the makeup artists were really good at covering it up.

Not sure what, if anything, it could mean.

The comedian symbolizes your mother, and the unicorn horn symbolises a penis.
You want to kill your father and have sex with your mother.

[Sirus]

I like misko's answer better :C

[RedWarrior0]

Well, to be fair, Darkling Wolf's answer wasn't actually anything new. It's really more of a universal answer.