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[Karnewarrior]

Ah, high fantasy liposuction. Where it's considered a good idea to have a senile old magical lecher shrink down a party of random adventurers and send them trumping around inside someone's body violently assaulting demonic fat cells. There's absolutely no way having little dudes causing earthquakes and firing off lightning storms and explosions in your cardiovascular system can possible go wrong!

Ahahaha!

"oops! Good thing that was just his appendix!

Or his spleen... Hmm, I should have paid more atention in Anatomy..."

[Frumple]

Her, actually. The queen was bloated up to whale-like proportions by demons or something, so they figured "shrink down these guys and have 'em have at it."

Incidentally, the lady was unable to move after my party was done. Senile lecher man said it was because she was now too thin. "Honey, I think it's considerably more likely it's because we just fried like three-fourths of your nervous system and probably powdered a quarter of your skeleton to boot. It's a freaking miracle you're still alive, and every second of your continued existence is a bald-faced violation of the tenants of biology."

Which, coming from that direction... magilecher might actually be pretty impressive, just not in the way he thinks he is.

[Dutchling]

King Wladyslaw the 'Elbow-high'.
That is one hell of a shitty name for a king.

[Darvi]

Did an archconservative pres and VP just vote for liberal legislation? o_O

An archconservative pres and VP just voted for liberal legislation.

[The Darkling Wolf]

liberal not liberal
unless you mean liberal

[Aklyon]

liberal not liberal

Its an evil liberal legislation though. Thats why its darker.

[Darvi]

It's darker because I'm wearing jade-coloured glasses, durrr.

[Max White]

And let's not forget about Liberal, as opposed to Labor and Greens.

I swear one day somebody will give a damn about Australian politics! One day!

[Darvi]

I swear one day somebody will give a damn about Australian politics! One day!

Today?

[Max White]

No not today. It is 1:30 in the morning, nobody cares about anything yet.

[Darvi]

But you obviously do.

[Max White]

No I give damn about people giving a damn, it is too meta to really count by itself.

[Darvi]

Fair enough.

[Dutchling]

And let's not forget about Liberal, as opposed to Labor and Greens.

I swear one day somebody will give a damn about Australian politics! One day!

No no, it's Labor and Liberal!

[Max White]

Is it? I thought our Liberal was red?
Why can't we just name all our parties after their favorite color?