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[Aklyon]

So a friend is applying for a scholarship, and his father was going to turn in all the required papers at the office in the city he lives in. They told him he needs to mail them, to the office, the same office he came to to turn them in.

Beurocracy is a strange beast.

"Nonono, we don't want you to bring them to us, that would cost gas. Mail them to us instead and let the mail service's gas budget work on it instead."
Might not be accurate, but thats the first explanation I could think of.

[Max White]

* Max white wakes up

OH MY GOD I NEED TO EAT SKITTLES!!!

The fuck? I haven't even had those in over a year! I'm not... I'm not pregnant and having food cravings am I? I'm like 99% sure that isn't even biologically possible.

[Sirus]

Hey man, sometimes you just need to taste that rainbow.

* Sirus disavows knowledge of any possible innuendo or unintended context of the previous line.

[FearfulJesuit]

And now, the most important issue facing our nation today.

[Sirus]

And now, the most important issue facing our nation today.

Don't we have that amendment that bans slavery? Something tells me that breeding an entire race of sentient servants in order to sell them on the open market would violate all sorts of human rights :|

[kaijyuu]

What if they had the minds of cats?

[FearfulJesuit]

I saw another petition calling for the nationalization of Twinkies.

[Sirus]

What if they had the minds of cats?

Then they'd sleep 18 hours a day and treat their people with a mix of contempt and motherly affection. Not exactly housecleaner material.

[Mr Space Cat]

I saw another petition calling for the nationalization of Twinkies.

Aaah, 'mericuh. We know our priorities.

[misko27]

I saw another petition calling for the nationalization of Twinkies.

Aaah, 'mericuh. We know our priorities.

Twinkies>Socialism. They'd rather live in a socialist backwater then not have twinkies. (from the Repub view you understand).

[Karnewarrior]

I saw another petition calling for the nationalization of Twinkies.

Aaah, 'mericuh. We know our priorities.

Twinkies>Socialism. They'd rather live in a socialist backwater then not have twinkies. (from the Repub view you understand).

But then we'd join the ranks of such third-world commie utopias as Canada, Great Britain, France, and North Korea!

No twinkie is worth such a fate!

[misko27]

I saw another petition calling for the nationalization of Twinkies.

Aaah, 'mericuh. We know our priorities.

Twinkies>Socialism. They'd rather live in a socialist backwater then not have twinkies. (from the Repub view you understand).

But then we'd join the ranks of such third-world commie utopias as Canada, Great Britain, France, and North Korea!

No twinkie is worth such a fate!

No, but the point here is? Those countries do not own twinkies, proving the innate american superiority.

[Putnam]

The IRC right now

[Max White]

And now, the most important issue facing our nation today.

I endorse this.

Also, it is so damn hot right now! Not even summer yet and already too hot to go outside.

[Sirus]

And now, the most important issue facing our nation today.

I endorse this.

Also, it is so damn hot right now! Not even summer yet and already too hot to go outside.

You must be in Bizarro World. It's getting rapidly closer to winter now