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[Dutchling]

Chrome suddenly wants to translate al Dutch sites to English.
I use Chrome for over a year and never changed the language settings to or from anything other than a variant of English...

[The Darkling Wolf]

Google is planning an invasion. Quick! Destroy the Dikes! They may take your freedom, but the bastards can pump half of the ocean out if they want your land!

[Darvi]

I just spent an entire class creating a fake business to use for my Project Planning class.

I probably could have finished half of this part of the assignment in that time.

Oh gog those are the worst assignments.

The worst.

[bluejello]

I find the worst are ones where you have to write something about yourself... I can never do those assignments, not sure why.

[Max White]

No, the worst ones, the absolute worst ones, are the ones that ask you what you learnt about something, rather than what was the author trying to say.

You know what I learnt from 'To kill a mocking bird'? Nothing! I already knew that you shouldn't be a dick. By the age of seventeen if you are a racist, then it isn't because you have never been exposed to anything that promoted equity. It isn't like anybody is really going to learn "I shouldn't accuse the black guy out of hand, and instead give everybody a fair trial!" because they already know or won't listen!
God I hated English class.

[MagmaMcFry]

God I hated English class.

+1

[Darvi]

Heh, those were always easy. I'd always write "Nothing", and filled up the next four pages on why I'm an incorrigible dick.

[Karnewarrior]

Google is planning an invasion. Quick! Destroy the Dikes! They may take your freedom, but the bastards can pump half of the ocean out if they want your land!

What was there.

Google is planning an invasion. Quick! Destroy the Dykes! They may take your freedom, but the bastards can pump half of the ocean out if they want your land!

What I read.

You may not know this but the majority of the netherlands are under sea level. To counter this, ancient Dutch built a giant wall of lesbians and packed them airtight. The wall still stands today, but should it ever be broken, perhaps by a storm, or angry homophobes, the ocean would come rushing back to fill the land and the netherlands would be no more.

[The Darkling Wolf]

Yeah, I made very sure I checked the spelling before posting that

[MonkeyHead]

Important lesson: No one should ever penetrate the dykes.

[Siquo]

Important lesson: No one should ever penetrate the dykes.

But you should put your finger in, when they get wet.

[miauw62]

Important lesson: No one should ever penetrate the dykes.

But you should put your finger in, when they get wet.

I am so amused that one Dutch politician actually said that.

[Siquo]

Old joke is ancient

[miauw62]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrSLkcB-Fcc&feature=youtu.be&t=7s

[Ultimuh]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrSLkcB-Fcc&feature=youtu.be&t=7s

Uuh.. I don't get it..