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Xantalos

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #22620 on: November 18, 2012, 08:23:20 pm »

My fish died today; it was even rotting (or so it looked like). Then I look 15 minutes later and it's swimming around fine. Do I have Jesusfish?
No, your fish have fin rot.
No, I mean it was dead. The fucker didn't move for upwards of half an hour and gas bubbles were collocting around it's stomach, and now it's fine.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #22621 on: November 18, 2012, 08:25:39 pm »

Jesusfish would die pretty fast since it walks on top of the water instead of under it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #22622 on: November 18, 2012, 08:26:17 pm »

Jesusfish would die pretty fast since it walks on top of the water instead of under it.
And it would drown in teh wine. And it would take three days to ressurect.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #22623 on: November 18, 2012, 08:27:18 pm »

At least it isn't a Mosesfish.
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« Reply #22624 on: November 18, 2012, 08:33:13 pm »

I'm glad my fish isn't any Old Testament figures as my body would be long dead if so.
However, having a fish that can summon bears is an intriguing prospect.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #22625 on: November 18, 2012, 08:42:54 pm »

He. A fish that turns people into pillars of salt.

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« Reply #22626 on: November 18, 2012, 08:44:15 pm »

Okay, if anyone writes fanfiction about me, they have to include my fish, inside which is trapped the Old Testament Yaweh.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #22627 on: November 18, 2012, 08:46:37 pm »

Should we go back through all prior fanfics and retcon in the fish?
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« Reply #22628 on: November 18, 2012, 08:48:56 pm »

Why not. Seeing how it reacts with Clippy will be interesting.



I just realized that I'm completely unfazed to people writing fanfiction about me.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #22629 on: November 18, 2012, 08:52:00 pm »

I just realized that I'm completely unfazed to people writing fanfiction about me.
Well, not really you. An avatar of you, turned into a concept of you.

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« Reply #22630 on: November 18, 2012, 08:56:41 pm »

I just realized that I'm completely unfazed to people writing fanfiction about me.
Well, not really you. An avatar of you, turned into a concept of you.
Still counts.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #22631 on: November 18, 2012, 08:57:41 pm »

I just realized that I'm completely unfazed to people writing fanfiction about me.
Well, not really you. An avatar of you, turned into a concept of you.
Still counts.
Ego +1!
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Just wait till someone makes a slashfiction based of you.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #22632 on: November 18, 2012, 09:00:52 pm »

I just realized that I'm completely unfazed to people writing fanfiction about me.
Well, not really you. An avatar of you, turned into a concept of you.
Still counts.
Ego +1!
Creeped-outness +0.000001!
Just wait till someone makes a slashfiction based of you.
*Based off an avatar of him, turned into a sexy, terrifying concept of him.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #22633 on: November 18, 2012, 09:16:36 pm »

I just realized that I'm completely unfazed to people writing fanfiction about me.
Well, not really you. An avatar of you, turned into a concept of you.
Still counts.
Ego +1!
Creeped-outness +0.000001!
Just wait till someone makes a slashfiction based of you.
He'll be lucky if he doesn't get shipped with a minor. >.>
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #22634 on: November 18, 2012, 09:21:08 pm »

Do I get a fanfiction?
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