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[Dutchling]

My uncle is posting conspiracy posts on Facebook again.
This time it's about the Illuminati. >.>

[Reelya]

So I was just having a shower and looked at my left arm.
And WTF? There's a bunch of healed over thin cuts all exactly parallel to each other, running from my elbow to just below the back of my wrist. I have no idea where that came from. They're scabbed over so it's probably been a couple of days, but I don't think that I wouldn't notice the half my lower arm was bleeding.

dude, tie yourself to the bed, and ensure all knives are wrapped in something very soft!

I'm pretty sure that it wasn't knives, they're not long enough. Generally between 2 and 5 cm. Also, upon closer inspection, there look to be some that are perpendicular too. Those are longer. And older looking. And there are no bloody knives around, at least, no obvious blood.
Again though, I really do not remember having any sort of cuts on that arm recently.

You scratched your arm in your sleep, probably not deep enough to leave blood. Either that, or Freddy Kreuger.

[Trapezohedron]

My uncle is posting conspiracy posts on Facebook again.
This time it's about the Illuminati. >.>

Hope it doesn't involve some National Treasure and a certain Nicolas Cage.

[Aklyon]

My uncle is posting conspiracy posts on Facebook again.
This time it's about the Illuminati. >.>

Well at least its well-known conspiracies at the least.

[Loud Whispers]

So I was just having a shower and looked at my left arm.
And WTF? There's a bunch of healed over thin cuts all exactly parallel to each other, running from my elbow to just below the back of my wrist. I have no idea where that came from. They're scabbed over so it's probably been a couple of days, but I don't think that I wouldn't notice the half my lower arm was bleeding.

dude, tie yourself to the bed, and ensure all knives are wrapped in something very soft!

I'm pretty sure that it wasn't knives, they're not long enough. Generally between 2 and 5 cm. Also, upon closer inspection, there look to be some that are perpendicular too. Those are longer. And older looking. And there are no bloody knives around, at least, no obvious blood.
Again though, I really do not remember having any sort of cuts on that arm recently.

You scratched your arm in your sleep, probably not deep enough to leave blood. Either that, or Freddy Kreuger.

Probably not in his sleep. I've got the same thing, probably caused when I got my arm caught in a door and just gave no fucks whatsoever.

Or Freddy's getting stronger and we're just spreading the knowledge further, either one.

[Flying Dice]

My uncle is posting conspiracy posts on Facebook again.
This time it's about the Illuminati. >.>

Hope it doesn't involve some National Treasure and a certain Nicolas Cage.

Nicolas Cage obviously works for the Illuminati already. What else would his brand of blandness be good for, save covert operations?

[misko27]

My uncle is posting conspiracy posts on Facebook again.
This time it's about the Illuminati. >.>

Hope it doesn't involve some National Treasure and a certain Nicolas Cage.

Nicolas Cage obviously works for the Illuminati already. What else would his brand of blandness be good for, save covert operations?

And now that movie is on and my little sister is watching it. Bay12,may I ask how you divine the future?

[Frumple]

S'pretty standard scattershot divinatory methodology. Keep making possible divinations and sooner or later something sticks. Terrible accuracy but even the broken twenty-four hour clock is right once a day.

[Descan]

Unless it's always wandering haphazardly, in which case it could be right 24/24 a day. Or wrong for weeks on end!

Yay bad metaphooooors.

[kaijyuu]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aofoBrFNdg

It starts pretty normal... then he gets a powdered wig.

[Loud Whispers]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aofoBrFNdg

It starts pretty normal... then he gets a powdered wig.

Valuable life lessons I guess...

[Heron TSG]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aofoBrFNdg

It starts pretty normal... then he gets a powdered wig.

Valuable life lessons I guess...

Like "Never wear a powdered wig." That's a good one to take home from that video. 

[Xantalos]

My fish died today; it was even rotting (or so it looked like). Then I look 15 minutes later and it's swimming around fine. Do I have Jesusfish?

[Ultimuh]

Why do these threads always return to zombies?

[Loud Whispers]

My fish died today; it was even rotting (or so it looked like). Then I look 15 minutes later and it's swimming around fine. Do I have Jesusfish?

No, your fish have fin rot.