[rant] Alright yous little kids who aren't really to blame for being in horrid store bought costumes with pictures of the things you're supposed to be dressed up as on the chest and your ridiculous parents. Hands down, here's how we're doing this trick or treat thing and how we've done it for years:
There's a big long table in the neighbor's driveway with candy from four houses on it. That's kinda why you get four pieces of candy, most of them candy bars.... (Not my fault one of 'em is handing out suckers). Also that might be the reason for the big ole' sign saying that's what's going on.... Not that you'd read it.... I can hope with futility though.
Quit knocking on my door with the porchlight off AFTER you've gotten one of my candy bars from ye big ole table next door. The kids, I can understand, but they aren't all kids.... Read the great big sign on the 4 ft by 8 ft piece of plywood with the spotlight on it [I'm lookin' at you parents].
Then again, what do I expect? I'm sure a real ghost would wear a crappy plastic storebought mask with a sweatshirt featuring a cartoon ghost and the word, "ghost," on it.... Where do I direct my disbelief at this? Mom and Dad actually went out and paid ... somehow paid ... for the costume that is horrid. I mean really, it's a sweatshirt with a cartoon ghost on it. I'd rather the sheet with eyeholes came up to my door the table across the lawn for candy (actually that kid would get double candy). I just can't fathom it. That thing cost nigh on $20, plus tax and I've seen it at least three times tonight.... [rant/]