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[misko27]

Is anyone else here actually Canadian? Don't worry, I have a plan. We just have to introduce the rest of the world poutine. The other countries will have one giant collective heart attack!

Canadians are too polite. I was airsofting last sunday, and one of my friends apologized for shooting me. Then he apologized for apologizing.

AS resident anti-canadian, I CAN IN FACT say there are DIRTY CANUCKISTAN SCUM polluting our ranks.

FURTHERMORE, I can state with ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY, that canadians are polluting our PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS, with MAPLE SYRUP!

[Cassandra]

And with that, my mind shot waaaaay past the gutter. Mmmmmm...

[Facekillz058]

Damn straight, it flew right into the tree tap.

[kaijyuu]

Maple Syrup makes terrible lube. Just sayin'.

[Cassandra]

So does chocolate, but both have other uses.

[kisame12794]

Is anyone else here actually Canadian? Don't worry, I have a plan. We just have to introduce the rest of the world poutine. The other countries will have one giant collective heart attack!

Canadians are too polite. I was airsofting last sunday, and one of my friends apologized for shooting me. Then he apologized for apologizing.

AS resident anti-canadian, I CAN IN FACT say there are DIRTY CANUCKISTAN SCUM polluting our ranks.

FURTHERMORE, I can state with ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY, that canadians are polluting our PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS, with MAPLE SYRUP!

Only because you let us. We just create the syrup. You're the ones eating it. Your love of sweet foods shall be your downfall! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[misko27]

And with that, my mind shot waaaaay past the gutter. Mmmmmm...

If you catch the reference, you know exactly how this theory came to be.

[Lord Shonus]

Were you referring to Doctor Strangelove or the real world anti-flouride campaigns?

[misko27]

Were you referring to Doctor Strangelove or the real world anti-flouride campaigns?

I am refering to the plans of General Jack D. Ripper, and how he came to this conclusion:

Well Mandrake, I came to this conclusion, during the physical act of making love.

Also dear god don't associate me with those Real-Life nutjobs.

[penguinofhonor]

Were you referring to Doctor Strangelove or the real world anti-flouride campaigns?

Is there a difference?

[Lord Shonus]

Well, the real life version is in color.

[misko27]

Well, the real life version is in color.

And fewer nuclear bombers.

[Flying Dice]

Ahh Luxembourg, America's Bulwark against Nazism, Communism, Radical Islam, Canadianism, and one can only assume Aliens.

Actually, the Luxembourgian air force has all the E-3 AWACS planes operating in Europe, so technically they are the european defense against UFO's.

Luxembourg is the site of the primary X-COM base.

That's right, as in 'first'. Don't give me none of that malarkey about newfangled "satellites", young'n.

[MorleyDev]

Honestly, what kinds of arseholes must women deal with for me to be called a gentleman by several women over the course of a single night, simply for not going out of my way to be a complete dickhead?

I don't consider myself a nice or good person by any stretch of the imagination, that I apparently out-gentleman people is kinda depressing to me...

[Flying Dice]

From some of the people I've seen, all that it takes to be a "gentleman" these days is to not be a massive, drunken pile of shit.