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[Urist Imiknorris]

Just completed an assignment on quantum mechanics.
"Your score on this assignment is 102.9%.
You received 7.2 out of a possible total of 7 points."
... what?

That's what quantum tunneling is. Probability functions that aren't zero where they logically should be.

Which is worse: That you got an illogical grade, or that the grading system was probabilistic?

[Korbac]

What. The. Fuck.
Call MZ.

better yet, call Bully Beatdown!

It seems like the best course of action!

I managed to get from that to this in three steps.

*Cats in Dwarf Fortress adopt dwarves, not the other way around. While this is meant as a joke, it actually ends up contributing to their Small Annoying Creature status, since their apparent mind-control abilities make it much more difficult to keep their population under control.

Which is important. Both because dwarves who lose their cats to the inevitable goblin attacks/invading monsters from underground/berserk dwarves/etc have a tendancy to tantrum, and because lots of cats ruin FPS. *

[lordcooper]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/oct/30/roll-call-corporate-rogues-tax

It's kind of mad that corporations are getting away with tax evasion on this scale.

[miauw62]

What. The. Fuck.
Call MZ.

better yet, call Bully Beatdown!

It seems like the best course of action!

I managed to get from that to this in three steps.

*Cats in Dwarf Fortress adopt dwarves, not the other way around. While this is meant as a joke, it actually ends up contributing to their Small Annoying Creature status, since their apparent mind-control abilities make it much more difficult to keep their population under control.

Which is important. Both because dwarves who lose their cats to the inevitable goblin attacks/invading monsters from underground/berserk dwarves/etc have a tendancy to tantrum, and because lots of cats ruin FPS. *

That's a well known fact.
Commonly known as the catsplosion and even represented on the DF main page.

[Tellemurius]

What. The. Fuck.
Call MZ.

better yet, call Bully Beatdown!

Hell ill participate, i wanna toss this kid around a bit.

[Loud Whispers]

Wait, why are you guys giving murder advice again?

[The Darkling Wolf]

Because clearly the solution to every problem is to inflict grievous bodily harm on someone.

[Flying Dice]

Wait, why are you guys giving murder advice again?

Skyrunner's little brother goes to an elementary school which plays host to a budding repressive dictator.

[Loud Whispers]

Wait, why are you guys giving murder advice again?

Skyrunner's little brother goes to an elementary school which plays host to a budding repressive dictator.

Give his elementary school democracy and freedom. Send in the troops.

[miauw62]

Make sure the rebellion doesn't wrong any human rights tough!

[Facekillz058]

So, Driver's Ed was supposed to start at my school today.
Or not, turns out it starts tomorrow.
So here I am, stranded in my school's library for two hours while I wait for my dad to be available to pick me up.
With nothing interesting to do.
Yay.

[Levi]

So, Driver's Ed was supposed to start at my school today.
Or not, turns out it starts tomorrow.
So here I am, stranded in my school's library for two hours while I wait for my dad to be available to pick me up.
With nothing interesting to do.
Yay.

I tried to find you an image related to Imagination and Libraries to inspire you to entertainment, but my google image search only came up with Dolly Parton for some reason.

So um.  I hope Mrs. Parton is inspiring to you.

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[RedKing]

Because clearly the solution to every problem is to inflict grievous bodily harm on someone.

Now you're thinking like an American! 

[The Darkling Wolf]

The people lobbing fireworks at cars are now specifically aiming at ambulances :|

[Darvi]

The people lobbing fireworks at cars are now specifically aiming at ambulances :|

/:-|