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[Flying Dice]

Yes I belive it would be.
Hmm.. I wonder where I could find a measurement chart for these things?

To the Googlemobile!



edit:

The Googlemobile sure is handy:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

(I just hope the image came out right..)

If that chart is right, Russian men don't wear shoes. This is well within expectations.

[Dutchling]

-snip-

If that chart is right, Russian men don't wear shoes. This is well within expectations.

That's ridiculous! There simply are no men in Russia.

_{TO RUSSIA!}

[MetalSlimeHunt]

There used to be men in Russia, but Putin killed them all to eliminate the competition.

[Dutchling]

And Putin wears women's shoes. Obviously.

[Loud Whispers]

There used to be men in Russia, but Putin killed them all to eliminate the competition.

No. Putin became all the men in Russia. So every time Putin Putins, Putin has to compete with the Putins for Putin Putin.

[Darvi]

What does Putin wear then?

And Putin wears women's shoes. Obviously.

NIIIIINJAAAAA.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Putin stopped wearing shoes when he was a small boy on the day he strangled his first rabid elephant, as is tradition.

[Flying Dice]

And Putin wears women's shoes. Obviously.

I guess he was just



Putin himself in their shoes.

[Ultimuh]

What does Putin wear then?

The feet of his ex-competition.

edit:

NIIIINJAAAAA!


edit2: NIIINBLUAAAARG!

[RedKing]

Putin wears bear slippers. Not slippers with bears on them, or slippers that look like bears, or even slippers made out of bearskin. He just has a couple of bears with his feet in them.

(Somebody needs to photoshop this, btw...)

[MonkeyHead]

Real shoes have the same existence that the imagined gods have. Has a real shoe any existence except in the imagination, if only in the general or rather common imagination of man? Bring shoes into a country where this use of shoes is unknown, and everyone will laugh at your subjective imagination.

Marx, Doctoral Thesis, Appendix (1841)

[Dutchling]

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[The Darkling Wolf]

WTF indeed.

[RedKing]

Disney buys Lucasfilm, Episode VII to come out in 2015.


I'm going to need the next three years for my brain to process this. Having a snu-snu moment right now.

Yay! 
Oh god no! 
Yay! 
Oh god no! 

[kaijyuu]

You must have some wacky snu-snu.


I'm 100% cynical